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Lustig bis zum Schluss - lachend in den Abgrund by levi-miron

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Lustig bis zum Schluss - lachend in den Abgrund

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Das Leben ist schon traurig genug, deshalb sollte man manchen Problemen mit einem Lächeln begegnen.

Hier findest Du nun eine kleine Auswahl an Netzfunden, die für etwas Heiterkeit sorgen sollen.




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[Quelle](https://pixabay.com/photos/smile-laugh-happiness-happy-5128742/)

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Sollte nur ein Besucher mit einem Lächeln diesen Beitrag wieder verlassen, so hat sich die ganze Mühe gelohnt!


NETZFUNDE!

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# SATIRE 

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Warum dürfen Pausen in Ämtern nie länger als 60 Minuten dauern?

Damit man die Beamten nicht jedes Mal neu anlernen muss!

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Der Arzt wird mitten in der Nacht gerufen. Er untersucht den Patienten:

“Haben Sie schon Ihr Testament gemacht?”

“Nein, Herr Doktor, ist es denn wirklich so schlimm?”

“Lassen Sie einen Notar kommen und rufen Sie sofort Ihre nächsten Verwandten!”

“Heißt das, dass es mit mir zu Ende geht?”

“Das nicht, aber ich will nicht der einzige sein, der mitten in der Nacht sinnlos aus dem Bett geholt wird …”

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Läuft ein Araber fünf Meter hinter seiner Frau. Ein anderer sagt zu ihm: “Laut Koran muss die Frau hinten laufen!”
Antwortet er: “Damals gab’s auch noch keine Tretminen!”

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