<center> Das Leben ist schon traurig genug, deshalb sollte man manchen Problemen mit einem Lächeln begegnen. Hier findest Du nun eine kleine Auswahl an Netzfunden, die für etwas Heiterkeit sorgen sollen. ![grafik.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/levi-miron/23uFMPirPbbjJgioyGZR2gbfPu49stK9Rxhbx6cHK952wvcAV8sL6P7cuZjAevUWB72wP.png) [Quelle](https://pixabay.com/photos/smile-laugh-happiness-happy-5128742/) <p> Sollte nur ein Besucher mit einem Lächeln diesen Beitrag wieder verlassen, so hat sich die ganze Mühe gelohnt! NETZFUNDE! <p> # SATIRE <><><><><><><> <b> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmRAGUFeXiyvvsmoRwrJRqHtJpzW2SmpRdv7R6zhZUQEnn/grafik.png) <> Auf dem Weg zum Garten findet Oma einige Rossäpfel und nimmt sie in einem Eimer mit. Fritzchen fragt sie: „Was machst du mit dem Pferdemist?“ Oma antwortet: „Die kommen auf die Erdbeeren!“ „Komisch“, sagt Fritzchen, „Mama tut da immer Sahne drauf!“ <> Im Büro sitzen sich zwei Beamte gegenüber: „Weißt du, wo mein Kugelschreiber ist?“ – „Ja, hinter deinem Ohr.“ – „Mann, mach es nicht so kompliziert – hinter welchem?“ <> Wie feiern die Schotten den vierten Advent? – Indem sie zwei Kerzen vor den Spiegel stellen. <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmbLAVKoEzSAjc8MQrPUcf9s2YJAft7aZXrxSXMnc3uLWT/grafik.png) <p> <><><><><><><> </b> </center>
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<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/VDg3S7W.gif"></a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> @umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (3/4) and will start the voting trail. In addition, @levi-miron gets !LOOL from @hiq.redaktion. ![](https://i.imgur.com/plMUJVK.png) <sub>For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/25Fp5wBvQa). And don't forget to vote [HiQs fucking Witness!](https://vote.hive.uno/@hiq.witness) 😻</sub> </div>
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@umuk denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@umuk thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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@kirstin denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@kirstin thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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Ein Betrunkener schwankt im Winter den Gehweg entlang, wischt mit dem Arm über jedes mit Schnee bedeckte geparkte Fahrzeug und sagt: „Nicht mein Auto!“ Da fragt ein Passant: „Wie erkennen Sie auf diese Weise Ihr Auto?“ Der Betrunkene lallt: „Auf meinem ist ein Blaulicht!“ !invest_vote
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Ein Betrunkener wankt durch die Stadt und durchsucht die Mülltonnen. In einem Container liegt ein Spiegel. Als er dort hineinsieht, erschrickt er sich fast zu Tode und ruft sofort die Polizei. Den ankommenden Beamten teilt er mit: „In dem Container liegt eine Leiche!“ Der Polizist beugt sich in den Container und sagt zu seinem Kollegen: „Mensch Paule, ich werde verrückt, es ist einer von uns!“ !hiqvote !invest_vote
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