反吐槽大会，为小明同学的幼稚“平反” by lifelikeline

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cn · @lifelikeline · May 30 '18

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反吐槽大会，为小明同学的幼稚“平反”

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小明：老师我喜欢你。
老师：我不喜欢小孩。
小明：我也不喜欢小孩，我们可以不要小孩。
老师：滚出去！

小明作为中小学时代的教科书代表人物，陪着我们走过了多少的童年记忆。
现在的小明已经不是以前小明了，以前的小明都在教我们“一加一”的那些小故事。
现在的小明不再那么幼稚，简直成精了。

小明：老师，我身体不舒服，明天能不能不来了。 
老师：嗯，可以，你哪不舒服？ 
小明：我心里不舒服。
......

以前大家请假都以什么为由，我以前反正没事儿一个月发烧两三次是没问题的，有个同学甚至把第二周的病假都提前请了，简直花样百出。学学人小明同学，有理有据，想请假就请假。

老师问小明：喜欢小动物么？
小明：当然喜欢。
老师：喜欢到什么程度呢？
小明：怎么说呢，顿顿都有吧！！！

讲道理，这个小明简直是“欠揍典范”。话说小时候，谁没虐待过几个小动物，虽然不是顿顿都有，但总有那么几顿，小明真相了。

曾几何时，一提起小明就开始头疼，这小子哪天不是联合小红小花出各种题目难住大家；
曾几何时，小明在你我心目中都是乖乖的聪明小能手，小明就是爸妈眼中的“别人家的孩子”；
曾几何时，小明说的话读的书玩过的游戏......
曾几何时......

唉，不谈过去的事儿了。
看看现在的小明，厉害大发了，怼同学怼家长怼老师。
小明不再玩那些“幼稚的题目”“幼稚的游戏”。
大叔一般的“小明”.......

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@cnbuddy · May 30 '18

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@daifeidaiyang · May 30 '18

小明很可爱哟哈哈

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@lifelikeline · May 31 '18

哈哈 是啊

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@gaozhe · May 30 '18

小明长大了

👍 lifelikeline

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@lifelikeline · May 31 '18

哈哈哈

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@haidaming · May 30 '18

大明在这~

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@lifelikeline · May 31 '18

.........

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@sevenusdchain · May 30 '18

哥

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@haidaming · May 30 '18

哎，真乖

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@hansheng · May 30 '18

小明。童年的梦厄。已赞

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@lifelikeline · May 31 '18

谢谢

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@kingwriting · May 30 '18

邱小明同学的心里面积

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@lifelikeline · May 31 '18

长乘以宽

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@maishunheng · May 30 '18

This user is on the @buildawhale blacklist for one or more of the following reasons:

Spam
Plagiarism
Scam or Fraud

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@rivalhw · May 31 '18

谁是小明？囧

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@lifelikeline · Jun 1 '18

哈哈哈 好学生就是我 我就是小明

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@sevenusdchain · May 30 '18

厉害了，我的小明

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@lifelikeline · May 31 '18

小明长大了

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