Somebody lost their pink thing-a-ma-jigger. You find the strangest items wandering around this city sometimes. I thought it was a Kodak moment so I took a photo. [](http://www.steemimg.com/image/scxpD) At first I thought it was some sort of strange pleasure device but it is much too small for any practical use as far I as I can tell. Plus theres some nasty looking sharp plastic edges on the thing that would cause some discomfort unless removed. I didn’t want to pick it up and look at it too closely for fear of biological contamination. ;) Perhaps part of an anatomically correct doll fell off? Milk carton or water jug stopper? Motivational award for excellent *performance*? Adult candy dispenser bottle top? Instructions: Grip the pink stopper loosely with lips and teeth and gently remove to dispense candy… Any ideas anyone? Lol. *** Thanks for reading! The picture was taken with my Galaxy S7 and cropped in GIMP. Just some Friday night silliness, that I hope no one takes too seriously. (I think I know what it is and it is nothing too outrageous)
| author | lightsplasher |
|---|---|
| permlink | journal-what-in-the-heck-is-that-thing |
| category | funny |
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| michaelx | 0 | 14,742,630,467 | 100% | ||
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| thebatchman | 0 | 1,118,591,117 | 3% | ||
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| bkkshadow | 0 | 3,920,585,646 | 10% | ||
| originate | 0 | 250,247,445,316 | 100% | ||
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| toxichan | 0 | 4,840,641,405 | 70% | ||
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| bigsambucca | 0 | 394,554,407 | 100% | ||
| steemradio | 0 | 825,207,685 | 100% | ||
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| matrixdweller | 0 | 578,930,341 | 1% | ||
| virtualgrowth | 0 | 1,730,007,640 | 5% | ||
| jayfox | 0 | 1,547,583,888 | 100% | ||
| gduran | 0 | 2,790,690,585 | 100% | ||
| nulliusinverba | 0 | 3,591,415,636 | 100% | ||
| l0k1 | 0 | 7,646,163,925 | 10% | ||
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| meerkat | 0 | 2,020,080,066 | 21% | ||
| thegame | 0 | 207,510,021 | 2.5% | ||
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| robyneggs | 0 | 23,460,866,321 | 100% | ||
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| carinae | 0 | 1,273,904,775 | 24% | ||
| ianboil | 0 | 2,515,669,275 | 100% | ||
| steemspeak | 0 | 225,985,308 | 2% | ||
| fyrst-witness | 0 | 360,196,846 | 2% | ||
| steemland.com | 0 | 210,312,300 | 2.5% | ||
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Ridiculously phallic earplug?
| author | dan-atstarlite |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-lightsplasher-journal-what-in-the-heck-is-that-thing-20170128t150428686z |
| category | funny |
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Possibly, but it is a bit large for that and not squishy. I'll reveal my best guess for what it is in a bit if nobody else guesses.
| author | lightsplasher |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-dan-atstarlite-re-lightsplasher-journal-what-in-the-heck-is-that-thing-20170128t153841680z |
| category | funny |
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I think that maybe this was a rather unusually coloured and designed pawn from a chess set. The pink team verses perhaps the baby blue team? But who knows.
| author | lightsplasher |
|---|---|
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| category | funny |
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