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This post is a submission to the ComedyOpenMic ft Paritae blogging competition "Dating Chronicles" Hive Blogging Competition. Over $150 in prizes!

I've always been slow to understand some things and guidelines. Dating? Those where you're invited somewhere, to go out, take a walk and suddenly you realize it turns a different color.

Well, I remember when I was only fourteen years old I was invited by older friends to a discotheque, because one of them had a date with someone older than her and she didn't want to go alone. I remember that the boy of the occasion did not want to go alone either and took another old man, I mean another gentleman. It was something horrible, I was able to pass because of my height, thank goodness the police authorities didn't come in. I remember that the old man began to offer me everything, he told me that he had a yacht, that he had a lot of money, that his wife had died and I was holding my breath because he drank coffee with liquor, his breath smelled like intestinal gas. It was very unpleasant. I am thankful that nothing happened, the gentleman fell asleep in the chair talking about everything




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Another date was to the beach, but the date was a guy with twenty other guys, I was astonished since she told me that my friends would be there and when I arrived there were only those guys. The rage was not normal and I almost gave a master class in martial arts

The big date came, an invitation to the movies, I laughed remembering this, the electricity went out and it was something embarrassing, everyone left like a stampede of buffaloes and I felt a hand on my buttocks, what a shame. When I left I didn't want to see anyone, I got on the bus, arrived home and went to bed to sleep and didn't go out for three days

They were referring to this type of appointments ha,ha,ha,ha if they were doctor's appointments I have a lot to tell. I read again, they are sentimental quotes ha,ha,ha,ha

Later I will tell you about the appointment in which I fell in a round, and I will tell you about the appointment in which I fell in a round, and I will tell you about it

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