 *[Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2016/04/09/11/46/cairn-1317928_960_720.jpg)* 减肥和哪里有好吃的，是办公室里面两个永远不会过气的话题。不管人事变动，学生工来来去去，只要是提到和健康有关的话，总会绕来绕去，转到哪里又出现了什么好吃的餐馆，斯普林斯哪里的中餐最好吃？我们家的，这城里没有真正的中餐之类的讨论。 说实话，作为一个IT工作者，一天超过12个小时坐在电脑前面，而且我的膝盖和脚都在军旅生涯时落下了或多或少的伤病。在退伍前的最后一次体检，军医说过我的脚和膝盖严重的磨损，不适合进行剧烈的运动。在之后的几年内，身体逐渐适应了只长肥肉不增加肌肉的现实。虽然每年体检，各种内脏的功能都很正常，但是去年的一次痛风，确确实实让我了解到，不能再这样下去了。 两个星期前，一次普普通通的崴脚之后，疼痛度似乎超过了普通外伤的范围。让我有点怀疑是不是通风又回来了。 在收留到Urgent Care检查之后，答案和想象的一样。通风又回来了。 转过来的周一，我回到办公室。今天的话题少不了如果健康的生活，如果避免通风的复发。 “看来真得主意饮食了”，同事J有些感慨。他也是三十多的人了，身体肯定不会再像十几，二十岁的小伙子那样，胡吃海塞也没有任何问题。 “看来要多吃蔬菜，少吃肉了。” 少吃肉这句话在我们办公室里面比较没有市场。 学生工印度女孩D是我见过的最爱吃肉的印度人，曾经共事过的印度人大部分都是素食主义者，声吓的也是很少进食肉类食品。学生工D则是每顿饭里面都有肉；同事J曾经得过在堪萨斯举办的美国烧烤大赛的第四名，不用说也是个肉食主义者；不是种族歧视或者刻板印象，小从非洲加纳移民美国的学生工K，也是天天各种炸鸡。 同事J曾经对carnivores diet（全肉食）减肥法很感兴趣。我对他说：“对你来说，也就是减少土豆条而已，没多大区别。” “也别挑健康食品了，再过几天，可能什么吃的都买不到了”同事J感慨道。这段时间，本来在美国没人重视的新冠病毒，突然间给美国人带来了无比的恐慌。办公室里面的同仁也无时无刻的跟踪有关的新闻。 “是呀，”我点了点头，“Costco每天清空货架。不知道他们还能坚持多久。” 美国人囤起货来，和老中不相上下。我倒是觉得不能光抢水或者卫生纸，还有多存一些子弹，万一因为恐慌出现入户抢劫的事情呢？别的不说，如果有人冲进我家，我的滑膛枪上膛的咔咔声响，一般人也就吓跑了。 “我的低温冷冻箱里面已经存了差不多八百块钱的牛肉了。”同事J说。他储备的东西和正常人不一样。 学生工D有些发愁：“我东西存了不少，但是夏天去VMware做实习生，现在真有些担心安全不安全。”今年年初，她早早地锁定了今年夏天去西雅图威睿实习的机会。目前华盛顿州的疫情爆发对她来说是一个相当震惊的消息。 “没关系……”同事J笑嘻嘻地对学生工D说，“到时候你回来，我们不让你进这个办公室就是了，传不上我们的。” “No，No，No！！！”学生工D大叫。 虽然比华盛顿州好一些，其实科罗拉多州也不是那么安全。各种小道消息成其实克州已经有病例了；陆军军营还传出要作为隔离地点，从外面引进一千名疑似病人。 其实同事J也有些感慨：“我刚买了飞机票，回堪萨斯看我那些左一个右一个生孩的姐姐们，不知道我现在能不能退票，还是开车回去靠谱些……“ “为啥这边就没有防治的办法？”学生工K也加入讨论，“你看中国Wutang已经控制到三位数一下了。” “武当？武汉好吧？”我白了一眼自己的徒弟工，“你以为美国人叫这个病毒Kung Flu（功夫病毒）就跟太极有关了？“ 我们俩经常斗嘴，互相抓话茬子。 “政府压根就没有真正的管，不检疫就没有多病例的数据。选举前哪能说全国大乱呢？“这段时间推特上，除了一群人和STEEM/TRON吵架，一大部分人还是和特朗普对骂美国疫情到底有多严重。特朗普一直说疫情很轻。而各种医生三个月申请不到检测用的工具；接触到确诊病人的护士想检查自己是否染病却，却被中央拒绝，理由是你穿了医用保护的口罩和服装了，不用查；而对于患者，如果不是去过武汉，和得病人有过亲密的接触，不发烧，不胸闷，也一律不批准检测。 一个星期过去了，在周五一条新闻传了出来。一个加州人刚刚从有感染的国家回来，本来应该自我隔离十四天的，但是作为高傲的加州人，她选择来科罗拉多滑雪。当天就被准段为阳性；一天之内，克州就出现了八例病例。 “不知道学校什么时候开始封校……“同事J总是想着好事，华盛顿州由于出现了病例，并且有死亡，华盛顿大学封校，将所有的课程转移到网上。 “No，No，No！！！”学生工D又惊呼道，“封校我就没学上，没工作，没钱赚了。“ “课能转网上，咱们IT的工作也能remote的呀。“我说。 就在这时，实验室经理B又出现在我们的办公室。“伙计们，伙计们……“他的经典开场白，”我做了一堆吸收液，你们想不想要？薰衣草精油，茶树精油，工业酒精，芦荟胶和维生素混合。“ “当然！“同事J立刻回答，”免费的当然要！“ “想不想最后出去吃顿午饭？“我们办公室和实验室经理B经常在周五的中午出去聚餐，聊一聊工作上的琐事，发一发牢骚，”你们知道，可能再过几天，咱们就没地方出去吃了。“ “好！“同事J拍拍屁股起身就要出去吃饭了。 “你们去吧。我不去了“我说，然后对同事J开玩笑地说，”你可别今天出去了，然后传病回办公室啊……“这家伙每个周末都到山里去骑雪摩托，这次克州的第一例病情就是从雪山中出现的。 ------- 平平淡淡的一个周末过去了。今天早晨到达办公室。打开电脑就看到Microsoft Teams在闪烁。同事J来的信息：“我病了，挺严重的，估计感冒了，不能来上班。“ “好。“我在电脑上打字，”……不会真的COVID-19了吧？“
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試啪成功✌️✌️✌️
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👍 👍 我也回复啪啪
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晕倒，但愿不是。拍拍拍
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要知后事如何，同事J的命运如何，且听下回分解！ 我还不知道呢，希望他没事，不是新冠。
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希望你的同事J不是Covid-19, 不然你公司就得暂时休业了～ 给你拍拍！
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周一发生的事情，现在周二晚上，还不知道呢。 希望他没事。 作为一个公立大学，跟着州政府的决策走。现在州里已经公布紧急状况了。我估计学校停课转网络教学也不远了。 啪啪
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