Hey Folks, Sorry I (@captaincryptic) have been AWOL a lot lately. I see that @lolzbot has been down for over a week now, and that has caused the voting bots to be out of whack too. Unfortunately, that means the LOLZ Defi is messed up as well, and we will not have any earnings for the last few days, and the next week. I have the bots back working (hopefully), so things should get back to normal. It will be a week before the LOLZ Farming gets back to normal. Once the LOLZ Farming gets back on track, I will increase the LOLZ payments by 20% for 30 days to make up for lost earnings during the outage. Sorry again, and thanks for your understanding. @captaincryptic # About the LOLZ Project The [**LOLZ Project**](https://lolztoken.com) is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. * Use the **!LOL** or **!LOLZ** command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an [**$LOLZ**](https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ) token. * Farm [**$LOLZ**]() tokens by [**delegating Hive Power**](https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/earn-10percent-apr-on-hive-power-delegations-to-the-lolz-project) and [**Hive tokens**](https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you). * The Top 125 [**$LOLZ**](https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ) stakers earn [**Daily Dividends**](https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you). * Mine [**$FUN**](https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=FUN) Tokens when you hold [**Fun Miner ($FUNM)**](https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=FUNM) tokens. * Earn [**$FUN**](https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=FUN) tokens when you [**blog about fun things**](https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr) and use **#fun** tags.  |<center>[](https://lolztoken.com)</center>|<center>[](https://twitter.com/LolzProject)</center>|<center>[](https://discord.gg/MW7gcB3asQ)</center>|<center>[](https://peakd.com/register?ref=lolztoken)</center>| |-|-|-|-| |<center>[Official Website](https://lolztoken.com)</center>|<center>[Twitter](https://twitter.com/LolzProject)</center>|<center>[Discord](https://discord.gg/MW7gcB3asQ)</center>|<center>[Join Hive For Free](https://peakd.com/register?ref=lolztoken)</center>|
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hmvf | 0 | 585,283,967,371 | 100% | ||
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It's good to hear from the captain! You were indeed AWOL. Even your discord is silent. I sent you message there but didn't' get any reply! Please don't be vanished like many previous projects on HIVE!! !BBH
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Thanks, good to hear from you. Yeah, I've recently retired from my day job, and have been traveling a lot. I am planning on re-focusing on the LOLZ Project, and get it kicked back into gear. I've got a lot of ideas I've been considering, one of which addresses your concern about "just vanishing", I hope to make an announcement sometime next week. !lolz
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!LOLZ !MEME
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We will be waiting for your announcement! !ALIVE
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<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>A termite walks into a bar and asks<br>βIs the bar tender here?β</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@reddit">reddit</a></sub><br>@hafiz34, I sent you an <a href="https://lolztoken.com">$LOLZ</a> on behalf of captaincryptic<br><br>(1/10)<br><div class='pull-left'>https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/cryptoshots.nft/23xoaireZsyZCrvZLKneUuKiKWkGSajVRi9FspoMe3F5bpYmsQR8tyvNzoiQ3uJLLfqPy.png</div><br><h2><center><a href='https://play.crypto-shots.com'>PLAY</a> & EARN <a href='https://hive-engine.com/trade/DOOM'>$DOOM</a></center></h2></center></p>
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!LOL Posted using [MemeHive](https://www.hiveme.me/@holovision/re-lolztoken-mdqqx5tw)
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<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college<br>I guess Iβm bio-D-grade-able</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@reddit">reddit</a></sub><br>@lolztoken, I sent you an <a href="https://lolztoken.com">$LOLZ</a> on behalf of holovision<br><br>(2/10)<br>Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. <a href='https://peakd.com/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you'>Learn more.</a></center></p>
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