Every time we get a 10% drop in price // COM week #39 by lordbutterfly

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comedyopenmic · @lordbutterfly · Nov 24 '18

$0.50

Every time we get a 10% drop in price // COM week #39

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Ugh, i had to do a lazy one for you guys. :)

I want to add that my butt is so red from all this spanking that Santa could wear my ass as a hat and no one would notice a difference.

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@comedyschool · Nov 24 '18

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Hi lordbutterfly, 
 
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@elsiekjay · Nov 24 '18

LMAO!!!!!

👍 lordbutterfly

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@lordbutterfly · Nov 25 '18

:D

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@kigigha · Nov 25 '18

I knew there was something wrong about that hat.

👍 lordbutterfly

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@lordbutterfly · Nov 25 '18

Hehe. :D

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