RE: I have discovered yet another basic skill your planet's primitive inhabitants have failed to master. by lordvader

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funny · @lordvader · May 28 '17

$0.08

Yet another reason to torture him!

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meowmeow	0 B		270,693,279	100%
jacobtothe	0 B		46,729,762,730	100%

The "holiday special" is reason enough. The only redeeming feature is the middle animated segment, likely due to your presence.

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$0.08

You are very wise.

`author`	lordvader
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jacobtothe	0 B		44,827,125,888	100%

Flattery? Now I am concerned.