Crash . Open Mic - Round 40. Part 1 . by magnata

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comedyopenmic · @magnata · Nov 30 '18 (edited)

$0.20

Crash . Open Mic - Round 40. Part 1 .

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I think in this village drunk even a horse


I appoint the @megafart and the @serkagan to participate in this round.

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Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata

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@doomsdaychassis · Dec 1 '18

Looks like my kind of village.

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@improv · Dec 1 '18

That. Is. Bizarre.

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@steemcomedyclub · Nov 30 '18

$1.18

Hi magnata, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @doomsdaychassis
- @improv
- @holybranches
 
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny)
 
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