Do not stand where it's dangerous ....Comedy Open Mic - Round 26. Part 2. by magnata

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comedyopenmic · @magnata · Aug 16 '18

$0.39

Do not stand where it's dangerous ....Comedy Open Mic - Round 26. Part 2.

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https://gifer.com/ru/cCm

Slap in the face. As life experience shows, the little one always gets

I appoint the @aleks433 and the @mineopoly to participate in this round.


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Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata

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@com-judge · Aug 16 '18

$2.36

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@profanereviews · Aug 17 '18

$0.03

I'd fucking smack the owner for giving that haircut to a little dog.

👍 dustsweeper, sharanaithal

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@sharanaithal · Aug 17 '18

Right? Mohawks' what's **in**.

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@sharanaithal · Aug 17 '18

That's a minnow fighting the whale flags.

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@thelonegreywolf · Aug 16 '18

For a moment there, I thought it was the big dog's penis

👍 sharanaithal

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@idikuci · Aug 18 '18

there is still time

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@sharanaithal · Aug 17 '18

For a moment there, you were right.

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