Fun . Open Mic - Round 40 . Part 2 . by magnata

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comedyopenmic · @magnata · Dec 2 '18 (edited)

$0.85

Fun . Open Mic - Round 40 . Part 2 .

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When the wife drags you home from the bar


I appoint the @max1994 and the @yesaye to participate in this round.


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Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata

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@buttcoins · Dec 3 '18

a pavement back rub

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@steemcomedyclub · Dec 2 '18

$1.17

Hi magnata, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @improv
- @holybranches
- @buttcoins
 
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