What took you so long to realize that you are on the wrong timeline? I hope the person at the other end of the phone can really help you solve this mysterious problem. I wondered who is he? Upvoted!

What the hell are you doing in the wrong time line and who is on the other end of the phone???????
I have said this before - I always keep your post till last to read, because it gives me the most pleasure - your descriptions is spot on... so NOT trying overnight oats, even though I like oats..  O how this world is blessed with your talent

You are in fashion having almond milk for breakfast. What happened to just having eggs and bacon. She obviously loves you because it may be the healthier option.

It might very well be my fault, this snow. Your time line shift could be brought about by my 'icy ways'. 

I reluctantly stayed in NEW England last winter, not going to UK as is my wont and we had the WORSE winter in 20 years! 

This year I happily boarded the plane and have even found a house with friends to settle more permanently for my yearly sojourns, and it has been rather warm and lovely here in the South East, but then yesterday, for a minute, it suddenly shot down hail. And this morning I noticed little areas of icyfrost/snow here and there. 

Could it be my icy ways slipped onto the plane with me and are bringing their cold fingers to your UK shore? who can say.

I will not take the blame for porridge with almond milk...Milk should come from an animal, preferably one that goes moo, but occasional the kind that can climb a mountain. 

When I ate carbs I LOVED steel cut oats though they simply cooked for 45 minutes of a morning with lashings of butter and single cream and fresh berries...ah the old carb ways. 

Here is to hoping you find your timeline, if it has warmth in it, take me with you or at least the south east of England :)

So you hate oats but as you can hate it if in a few years it will be your favorite food hahahahaha is joking! XD

>And of course, the good lady, her normally splendid cooking being just plain rubbish. The hummus... The porridge drawer...

# ...
Nice excuse.

>None of it added up. At least, it did add up but not to a number I wanted to count to.


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Such an affront to the very concept of porridge is even recognizable on *this* side of the pond! Alas, it seems there is no end to the abominations people are willing to commit.

> Just swallow, in time you will come to love it.

Aha! Right when I read that line, I just knew that there was some multiversal hijinks at play. I mean, whatever happened to the "it's filledwith nutrients" explanation? Did they ever get around to conducting scientific studies to prove otherwise! Come home, Brother Boom! Come home! And, for the love of all that is good and holy... bring back lotto numbers and future knowledge of crypto's eventual demise!

The Q are behind this, I tell you.

Great imagery as always!!! A seal eating cous-cous... a crow darning a sock!

ah, I do believe that whoever is behind all of this, has brought the good lady into their fold, if they can't get you one way, they will get you with the ladys'  overnight oats!

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