![_IMG_000000_000000.jpg](https://images.hive.blog/DQmSasHt8USP3ZU8HfY5b5AahLVueTRVmyP5aq6Azf5qyYC/_IMG_000000_000000.jpg) *Hey, Daddy-Bear. How are you doing?* The Good Lady asked in a disquietingly gentle voice. I looked up in suspicion from the bowl of pasta I was having as my mid-morning snack. *I am fine, dear woman. How are you, oh recipient of my meat?* I boomed loudly to chase her off. *I am fine.* She ignored my *meaty* comment and pulled a chair out and sat next to me at the table, placing a hand gently on my forearm. Inside I nodded with approval that she hadn't been so foolish as to lay a hand on my fork arm. That way madness lay. I lifted another mouthful of spicy sausage pasta to my mouth and gave it a happy chew. I wondered what the Good Lady was after? She had laid a hand on me which by any measure must mean she was trying to rev up the old beef corvette for a drive. Inwardly, I chuckled. Patience, lady of mine. Can you not see that old Daddy-Bear has a bowl of pasta to finish and then might need a short nap? There will be time for finagling later. Perhaps. Fuck, I noticed she was still there. Looking at me, saying nothing but with an odd look of pity in her eyes. *Can I help you then?* I said hoping that I couldn't. *Well, Daddy-Bear, perhaps I can help you!* Her voice seemed artificially light. There was something wrong here. Something in the wind and I didn't mean the wind from our oldest cat's arse. I frowned magnificently at her. *Help me? How? How can __you__ help me?* I commanded like an 18th Century English Lord speaking to a peon. *I am glad you asked. You know with this lockdown situation we have all gained a few pounds. Only to be expected. Well, some of the girls are getting together a Whatsapp group for losing the COVID Weight. We will do a weekly weigh-in via a video call and treat it as a bit of fun but also you know... seriously? I wondered, if you would like to join in?* She grinned hugely at me. I grimaced as if I were a teenage boy who's fat Aunty had made a comment about his bedroom being where *it all happens.* *What do you mean, you want me to join in? Like a referee or something? A Judge kind of thing, like on Pop Idol but with fat women?* I asked in a confused tone. *A referee? A Judge? Oh!! Oh ho, haha hhahahhahahhaha. Oh my! Oh no, you! You didn't?! Oh, Daddy-Bear... What?!* The Good Lady creased herself in two as if she had been stricken with sudden onset Spina Bifida. I was a little baffled myself. What was so funny? Had she been boob feeding the Little Boom a bit too strenuously and he had sucked out some of her actual brains? The Good Lady caught herself and straightened up. She reached a hand over and patted my stomach. *No no, Daddy-Bear. I mean as a participant. You know, to shift a few pounds?* She giggled slightly as if we were in Iran and had found a bag of figs. To shift a few...? What? Did she mean, I could lose a few pounds??! Slowly, I inhaled a great snort of air in through my nose and lifted up the Iron Hand, readying myself, however regretfully, to administer justice. The Good Lady gave my belly a shake and made a strange *bubububububuuu* noise with her lips. I looked down at my belly, still rippling back and forth like a cut-rate tsunami and looked back up at the Good Lady. *So, you up for it?* She asked excitedly. Withdrawing her evil hand. I looked back down at my belly. Was it still wobbling? Fuck. *Aye, go on then.*
author | meesterboom |
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permlink | carbid-19 |
category | life |
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nanzo-scoop | 0 | 57,372,663,122 | 50% | ||
mummyimperfect | 0 | 31,234,952,990 | 50% | ||
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ak2020 | 0 | 12,458,919,407 | 50% | ||
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ezzy | 0 | 3,730,825,640,104 | 50% | ||
livingfree | 0 | 118,292,472,050 | 1% | ||
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ace108 | 0 | 377,287,165,391 | 17% | ||
kibela | 0 | 4,465,422,546 | 17.5% | ||
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jphamer1 | 0 | 4,044,047,407,697 | 100% | ||
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kiddarko | 0 | 12,715,340,782 | 10% | ||
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jacobtothe | 0 | 326,343,793,612 | 100% | ||
abh12345 | 0 | 2,312,944,152,152 | 100% | ||
t-bot | 0 | 25,221,388,300 | 50% | ||
michelle.gent | 0 | 59,782,877,087 | 100% | ||
jcedwards | 0 | 12,429,138,635 | 100% | ||
techslut | 0 | 135,381,825,552 | 25% | ||
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mafeeva | 0 | 37,800,954,288 | 50% | ||
generikat | 0 | 261,012,381,705 | 100% | ||
vcelier | 0 | 6,163,505,388,707 | 100% | ||
dreemit | 0 | 51,107,617,024 | 100% | ||
darth-azrael | 0 | 67,787,751,266 | 33% | ||
ryivhnn | 0 | 30,634,401,881 | 40% | ||
ripperone | 0 | 1,404,854,101,189 | 25% | ||
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choogirl | 0 | 18,396,903,801 | 30% | ||
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broncnutz | 0 | 6,891,907,836,811 | 100% | ||
aleister | 0 | 11,739,716,899 | 10% | ||
mdosev | 0 | 2,948,053,739 | 10% | ||
anneke | 0 | 32,490,377,494 | 70% | ||
galenkp | 0 | 1,412,505,103,275 | 100% | ||
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ew-and-patterns | 0 | 253,881,198,413 | 10% | ||
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davedickeyyall | 0 | 640,431,399,959 | 100% | ||
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thatindianlady | 0 | 74,679,552,236 | 25% | ||
bashadow | 0 | 39,735,856,074 | 27% | ||
revisesociology | 0 | 580,192,342,448 | 50% | ||
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msp-foundation | 0 | 235,371,427,457 | 100% | ||
fknmayhem | 0 | 33,000,624,801 | 100% | ||
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shadowlioncub | 0 | 781,940,506 | 40% | ||
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cadawg | 0 | 115,497,343,121 | 50% | ||
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cryptictruth | 0 | 138,404,660,803 | 100% | ||
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dera123 | 0 | 457,381,952,375 | 50% | ||
statsexpert | 0 | 5,538,239,424 | 20% | ||
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payroll | 0 | 567,206,768,338 | 2% | ||
saboin | 0 | 104,289,130,280 | 12% | ||
conradt | 0 | 20,343,289,468 | 100% | ||
we-are | 0 | 2,643,283,308 | 15.62% | ||
sbi3 | 0 | 380,129,823,167 | 89.61% | ||
promobot | 0 | 107,709,162,692 | 40% | ||
slobberchops | 0 | 4,177,901,766,208 | 100% | ||
cryptoandcoffee | 0 | 410,676,635,116 | 60% | ||
digital.mine | 0 | 50,911,959,401 | 0.5% | ||
fitat40 | 0 | 80,651,285,946 | 50% | ||
steemulant | 0 | 510,576,111 | 25.02% | ||
papanic | 0 | 99,485,537 | 100% | ||
dalz | 0 | 21,500,748,483 | 10% | ||
partitura | 0 | 842,005,668,888 | 50% | ||
judethedude | 0 | 6,983,927,443 | 100% | ||
upvoteshares | 0 | 184,745,818,011 | 81% | ||
pocketjs | 0 | 125,542,323 | 25.02% | ||
new-steemit | 0 | 1,569,099,242 | 2% | ||
avel692 | 0 | 15,710,919,759 | 100% | ||
retrodroid | 0 | 10,503,668,430 | 33% | ||
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hf20 | 0 | 2,418,826,592 | 100% | ||
brucutu1 | 0 | 4,160,853,135 | 100% | ||
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tubiska | 0 | 4,164,809,960 | 100% | ||
pocoto | 0 | 4,314,288,952 | 100% | ||
kitty-kitty | 0 | 4,325,862,702 | 100% | ||
jussara | 0 | 4,387,367,676 | 100% | ||
cyrillo | 0 | 4,204,760,625 | 100% | ||
scoopstakes | 0 | 69,881,333,151 | 50% | ||
nanzo-snaps | 0 | 128,587,909,431 | 50% | ||
steemtelly | 0 | 6,338,788,805 | 25.02% | ||
carioca | 0 | 4,271,471,309 | 100% | ||
dongkong | 0 | -3,633,893,944,633 | -100% | ||
likwid | 0 | 13,262,725,666,283 | 40% | ||
iamjohn | 0 | 2,416,750,235 | 37.5% | ||
cryptobrewmaster | 0 | 27,074,825,487 | 12.5% | ||
babytarazkp | 0 | 5,583,121,323 | 50% | ||
boga4 | 0 | 1,436,106,518 | 6.25% | ||
jk6276.life | 0 | 17,060,230,479 | 70% | ||
steemlondon | 0 | 557,698,028 | 6% | ||
galenkp.aus | 0 | 1,156,456,629 | 100% | ||
drew0 | 0 | 769,458,609 | 5% | ||
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andrewmusic | 0 | 1,450,588,113 | 100% | ||
jesuscasalesson | 0 | 19,470,561 | 100% | ||
tsarozz-king | 0 | 0 | 100% |
I have officially given up with weight, eating and menopause haha
author | anneke |
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I think you are quite right. I'm only keeping in trim in case the good Lady finally this is my humour and kicks me out and I have to live with the alley cats by the bins and eventually work my way into a position of top cat! :0)
author | meesterboom |
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anneke | 0 | 23,178,649,765 | 50% |
Lmfao. You got huckleberried.
author | davedickeyyall |
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I did and now I am in DA CLUB!
author | meesterboom |
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You're in for it now boomy, all those weight-challenged women thinking about, lusting after, your ample midriff. I hope you've got that beef corvette fuelled up.
author | galenkp |
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The beef corvette is always fuelled and ready to go, like a President's private jet! :OD
author | meesterboom |
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I figured that would be the case, for a bloke like you one must have the beef corvette perpetually ready for action.
author | galenkp |
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LOL! Meesterboom, you've still got it, my friend - thanks for the morning chuckle!
author | jcedwards |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 170,454,623,741 | 10% |
Hehe, cheers lass! I'm still trying!! You back on?
author | meesterboom |
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I'm still thinking about it, but .... maybe, lol. Just can't seem to keep away! :)
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I love women when they take that position, you always know that they bring something, but what? What a touch your dear friend @meesterboom has to say that he looks fat and that you should lose a few kilos. I wish you a great night
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I like to think of it as just wearing a temporary disguise so that I can fight the hand of evil!
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> Aye, go on then. Wow, was not expecting that plot twist... :-)
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Hahah, yeah, it came from nowhere! ;O)
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Do they know you'll be writing about it? 😂
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Running ~~screaming~~ through the forest not quite cutting it? XD <div class="pull-right">https://technonaturalist.net/sites/default/files/styles/sensible_display/public/art/2019/09/heartfyn_0.png?itok=QHDoN0HE</div>
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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You would think that the screaming and panicking and flapping in general would but no!
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---|---|
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Dear Meesterboom, I started to laugh when I watched the first image and I continued reading everything! You made my day :D
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 171,584,306,127 | 10% |
Hola, chick!!! Ah yes, the image made me chuckle a bit myself!! :0)
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I could go some figs - will probably demolish a bag of cheetos instead though...
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 171,352,129,949 | 10% |
I think I might have to be cutting down on the Cheetos. I can't abide figs!
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