 *Brrrrrrbbbbbbbbbppppppfffh.* I pursed my lips together and made that noise that days-old female corpses make from their vaginas when you stand on their stomach's. This was not good. Not good at all. I had just finished my morning coffee and had a small window between boring work meetings. As normal I had fired up Hive and was perusing my *friends* feed. There wasn't a lot happening on my personal feed and out of a strange and melancholy boredom, I hit the link to *Trending.* I had no sooner done so when I was gripped with a sense of panic. What in the hell was I doing?! No one looks at trending? No one. To even think of going there was madness. What if someone found out? Would I be shamed publicly, like that time my penis fell out in the butchers and a lady ran screaming from the shop because she thought one of the Pig's feet had come back to life? No, it would be fine. No one could possibly see me, after all, I had the blinds closed and the lights off, so I should be alright. Inwardly I chuckled. Oh well, at least I would get to see lots of *COVID is __FAKE__* and *BILL GATES EATS PEDOPHILE PIZZA* posts. Trending loaded up. Which is when I had made my corpse'y vagina farting noise. What in the tartan fucks was going on? There were no COVID Conspiracy posts? I mean there were interesting posts from regular people. Some cool arty posts. Some sweary post about menstruation which pleased me. After all, as a man, I find menstruation to be a right pain in the arse. Then there were the usual development posts and rehashed shitey news posts from the usual folk... But there were **NO** COVID conspiracy posts?! Nor was there anything about paedophile lizard government conspiracies. This was awful. What was a man to do? How was I meant to have my morning chuckle at the assorted crackpots of the internet telling us that we were being duped and that we were sheep? I couldn't help but let out a gigglish *baa'ing* noise. I pulled myself back to reality and continued scanning down trending. This was weird. Increasingly so. Could it be, that Trending was full of normal stuff and not crackpot hogwash peeking out from beneath 3Speak's skirts? Weakly, I held a palm to my brow to make sure I didn't have a fever. Hang on!! There! There!! I found one! Some post with lots of capital letters in the title shouting about Netflix and Paedophiles. Was it a legit post though? Quickly, I clicked it open to see if it was festooned with links to other sites and a couple of pages of beggar-style crypto donation addresses. Phew. There they were. Reaching out, I closed my laptop with a sigh of relief. It looked like everything was going to be ok.
| author | meesterboom |
|---|---|
| permlink | everything-s-going-to-be-ok |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["life","writing","story","blog","lockdown","trending"],"image":["https://images.hive.blog/DQmaXz1BYDKUkZ3HmE5nsBxW6yr7CAur1mx2bD6GMJiqKUh/IMG-PHOTO-ART-2112429873.jpg"],"app":"hiveblog/0.1","format":"markdown"} |
| created | 2020-09-11 16:11:24 |
| last_update | 2020-09-11 16:11:24 |
| depth | 0 |
| children | 29 |
| last_payout | 2020-09-18 16:11:24 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 13.314 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 8.369 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 2,841 |
| author_reputation | 1,600,379,607,398,311 |
| root_title | "Everything's Going To Be Ok" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 99,573,566 |
| net_rshares | 85,603,493,072,359 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| boatymcboatface | 0 | 308,093,892,088 | 20% | ||
| kingscrown | 0 | 1,587,965,509,006 | 20% | ||
| nanzo-scoop | 0 | 346,996,087,580 | 50% | ||
| mummyimperfect | 0 | 49,185,964,621 | 50% | ||
| oaldamster | 0 | 46,990,750,939 | 100% | ||
| theshell | 0 | 82,707,795,878 | 20% | ||
| ak2020 | 0 | 19,614,895,122 | 50% | ||
| schro | 0 | 1,962,575,803 | 100% | ||
| mark-waser | 0 | 464,443,718,689 | 50% | ||
| emily-cook | 0 | 1,506,427,249 | 50% | ||
| gerber | 0 | 110,495,092,210 | 1.7% | ||
| slowwalker | 0 | 42,758,338,267 | 50% | ||
| field | 0 | 18,088,017,650 | 100% | ||
| bitshares101 | 0 | 99,165,786,584 | 25% | ||
| livingfree | 0 | 173,314,013,055 | 2% | ||
| arcange | 0 | 4,038,141,862,244 | 100% | ||
| raphaelle | 0 | 3,120,042,786 | 3% | ||
| ace108 | 0 | 736,691,121,295 | 19% | ||
| drbec | 0 | 147,112,922 | 100% | ||
| walkerlv | 0 | 13,927,534,470 | 100% | ||
| shaka | 0 | 3,812,142,303,230 | 50% | ||
| karenb54 | 0 | 165,857,710,562 | 58% | ||
| jphamer1 | 0 | 11,905,850,058,957 | 100% | ||
| joele | 0 | 3,467,007,856,654 | 100% | ||
| djennyfloro | 0 | 1,286,039,262 | 10% | ||
| theabsolute | 0 | 1,421,345,143 | 100% | ||
| hanshotfirst | 0 | 2,716,910,677,350 | 50% | ||
| someguy123 | 0 | 56,235,942,639 | 1.7% | ||
| jlufer | 0 | 35,931,880,661 | 100% | ||
| por500bolos | 0 | 28,689,676,462 | 75% | ||
| uwelang | 0 | 276,163,257,823 | 25% | ||
| digital-wisdom | 0 | 496,103,720,465 | 50% | ||
| ethical-ai | 0 | 1,890,833,481 | 50% | ||
| jwaser | 0 | 22,219,695,045 | 50% | ||
| jacobtothe | 0 | 653,960,210,206 | 100% | ||
| oldstone | 0 | 13,428,586,818 | 50% | ||
| bwaser | 0 | 10,128,887,646 | 50% | ||
| abh12345 | 0 | 3,120,304,733,221 | 100% | ||
| t-bot | 0 | 924,307,111 | 50% | ||
| ellepdub | 0 | 2,457,274,399 | 50% | ||
| rynow | 0 | 36,770,288,033 | 100% | ||
| michelle.gent | 0 | 103,452,140,803 | 100% | ||
| herpetologyguy | 0 | 274,843,116,929 | 50% | ||
| morgan.waser | 0 | 22,689,477,881 | 50% | ||
| alishi | 0 | 30,654,097,646 | 50% | ||
| strong-ai | 0 | 1,951,968,379 | 50% | ||
| vannour | 0 | 15,695,821,117 | 12.5% | ||
| techslut | 0 | 141,534,253,017 | 25% | ||
| slider2990 | 0 | 32,427,091,145 | 100% | ||
| steemworld | 0 | 550,448,717 | 12.5% | ||
| created | 0 | 410,381,372,542 | 2% | ||
| edb | 0 | 60,875,028,468 | 50% | ||
| technoprogressiv | 0 | 936,186,395 | 50% | ||
| mafeeva | 0 | 59,527,285,705 | 50% | ||
| generikat | 0 | 257,358,221,494 | 100% | ||
| vcelier | 0 | 10,615,886,851,325 | 100% | ||
| steemnet | 0 | 728,824,502 | 50% | ||
| darth-azrael | 0 | 52,525,410,950 | 33% | ||
| old-guy-photos | 0 | 584,621,757,736 | 100% | ||
| eyeofthestrom | 0 | 1,499,099,724 | 100% | ||
| homo.steemiensis | 0 | 762,506,778 | 50% | ||
| paolobeneforti | 0 | 77,801,840,872 | 100% | ||
| silviabeneforti | 0 | 115,651,472,258 | 100% | ||
| darth-cryptic | 0 | 18,659,374,536 | 33% | ||
| tarazkp | 0 | 3,882,304,130,930 | 75% | ||
| steemitboard | 0 | 5,859,710,851 | 3% | ||
| noemilunastorta | 0 | 117,283,218,312 | 100% | ||
| niwrah | 0 | 1,442,469,008 | 100% | ||
| ambyr00 | 0 | 20,856,294,209 | 3.75% | ||
| preparedwombat | 0 | 402,251,463,704 | 42% | ||
| makersunited | 0 | 3,983,041,744 | 100% | ||
| choogirl | 0 | 14,625,491,670 | 50% | ||
| zaragast | 0 | 45,658,788,141 | 30% | ||
| smasssh | 0 | 1,960,586,492,522 | 50% | ||
| thenightflier | 0 | 100,127,601,450 | 30% | ||
| cryptocurator | 0 | 400,608,795,466 | 61% | ||
| aleister | 0 | 7,025,927,955 | 10% | ||
| mys | 0 | 120,814,228 | 0.17% | ||
| lotusofmymom | 0 | 448,096,958 | 50% | ||
| cecicastor | 0 | 66,733,846,677 | 50% | ||
| alphacore | 0 | 970,007,853,382 | 50% | ||
| galenkp | 0 | 2,083,223,329,550 | 100% | ||
| jaynie | 0 | 408,270,145,762 | 25% | ||
| jayna | 0 | 65,540,415,200 | 20% | ||
| ew-and-patterns | 0 | 38,683,643,115 | 2% | ||
| theia7 | 0 | 3,151,525,465 | 100% | ||
| offgridlife | 0 | 578,458,954,092 | 100% | ||
| captainquack22 | 0 | 9,338,688,618 | 100% | ||
| goldkey | 0 | 151,208,479,850 | 23% | ||
| andre-verbrick | 0 | 1,190,442,567,801 | 100% | ||
| shitsignals | 0 | 690,536,283 | 1.7% | ||
| steempostitalia | 0 | 133,072,572,744 | 30% | ||
| khalil319 | 0 | 1,187,765,797 | 50% | ||
| jasonbu | 0 | 183,935,679,941 | 87.5% | ||
| jeanlucsr | 0 | 103,131,920,656 | 100% | ||
| thatindianlady | 0 | 74,679,552,236 | 25% | ||
| santigs | 0 | 15,224,404,468 | 30% | ||
| sportsgeek | 0 | 835,957,030 | 25% | ||
| marketinggeek | 0 | 546,324,933 | 25% | ||
| bashadow | 0 | 58,852,264,244 | 25% | ||
| kimzwarch | 0 | 9,230,931,008 | 4% | ||
| accelerator | 0 | 45,031,992,870 | 5% | ||
| alinakot | 0 | 42,148,783,511 | 30% | ||
| revisesociology | 0 | 434,790,148,170 | 30% | ||
| espoem | 0 | 16,700,586,739 | 5% | ||
| msp-foundation | 0 | 196,227,412,793 | 100% | ||
| borgheseglass | 0 | 13,651,384,874 | 100% | ||
| shadflyfilms | 0 | 9,204,058,885 | 100% | ||
| heidi71 | 0 | 22,440,531,156 | 30% | ||
| m-san | 0 | 3,959,889,332 | 100% | ||
| daisyphotography | 0 | 42,267,682,236 | 100% | ||
| da-illis | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
| familyprotection | 0 | 1,069,097,610,343 | 100% | ||
| emrebeyler | 0 | 36,065,081,398 | 1.7% | ||
| brandt | 0 | 11,338,376,369 | 100% | ||
| citizensmith | 0 | 630,147,933,569 | 100% | ||
| itchyfeetdonica | 0 | 53,928,224,456 | 25% | ||
| obvious | 0 | 104,090,472,051 | 50% | ||
| nokodemion | 0 | 5,997,327,757 | 100% | ||
| marcolino76 | 0 | 5,703,948,057 | 15% | ||
| howiemac | 0 | 16,844,942,615 | 100% | ||
| inalittlewhile | 0 | 81,717,138,589 | 100% | ||
| alauddinsee | 0 | 64,054,149,572 | 100% | ||
| jongolson | 0 | 256,072,030,414 | 25% | ||
| tryskele | 0 | 19,343,557,043 | 20% | ||
| afiqsejuk | 0 | 612,496,766,995 | 100% | ||
| purefood | 0 | 13,827,325,564 | 1.7% | ||
| soyrosa | 0 | 1,226,343,137,376 | 100% | ||
| philnewton | 0 | 3,036,420,623 | 41.25% | ||
| angryman | 0 | 13,753,312,324 | 25% | ||
| cadawg | 0 | 163,473,005,747 | 50% | ||
| ericburgoyne | 0 | 932,673,511 | 12.5% | ||
| moeenali | 0 | 2,046,620,501 | 1% | ||
| penderis | 0 | 22,355,901,168 | 50% | ||
| russellstockley | 0 | 5,023,028,234 | 25% | ||
| futurecurrency | 0 | 23,304,731,638 | 40% | ||
| teutonium | 0 | 31,385,430,941 | 100% | ||
| bestboom | 0 | 7,789,430,930 | 1.7% | ||
| manniman | 0 | 85,929,212,613 | 33% | ||
| goldvault | 0 | 11,641,832,222 | 33% | ||
| sbi2 | 0 | 964,024,939,754 | 85.32% | ||
| dera123 | 0 | 490,911,562,210 | 50% | ||
| racibo | 0 | 16,333,381,445 | 100% | ||
| freddio | 0 | 12,452,305,723 | 15% | ||
| blainjones | 0 | 8,741,605,372 | 7.5% | ||
| allover | 0 | 20,073,526,499 | 100% | ||
| payroll | 0 | 87,931,959,355 | 2% | ||
| saboin | 0 | 116,022,503,436 | 12% | ||
| we-are | 0 | 0 | 15.62% | ||
| mrs.goldkey | 0 | 2,410,545,404 | 28% | ||
| wisdomandjustice | 0 | 846,027,374 | 50% | ||
| slobberchops | 0 | 5,076,301,578,824 | 100% | ||
| eii | 0 | 16,188,054,263 | 30% | ||
| diabonua | 0 | 22,170,752,464 | 100% | ||
| pladozero | 0 | 79,300,412,816 | 10% | ||
| nateaguila | 0 | 445,483,242,902 | 12% | ||
| theluvbug | 0 | 22,880,352,425 | 100% | ||
| cryptoandcoffee | 0 | 581,823,234,036 | 55% | ||
| insaneworks | 0 | 49,059,374,883 | 50% | ||
| fitat40 | 0 | 61,708,445,511 | 50% | ||
| bingbabe | 0 | 750,000,000 | 100% | ||
| scribdbloat | 0 | 68,578,248 | 100% | ||
| updatedanthology | 0 | 70,762,362 | 100% | ||
| expectantfig | 0 | 64,091,048 | 100% | ||
| keisslermt | 0 | 865,130,546 | 100% | ||
| daath | 0 | 397,088,373 | 100% | ||
| dalz | 0 | 2,599,920,536 | 0.85% | ||
| goblinknackers | 0 | 3,048,598,623,395 | 80% | ||
| partitura | 0 | 1,276,160,152,634 | 50% | ||
| goingbonkers | 0 | 64,636,318,180 | 100% | ||
| dlike | 0 | 20,391,660,763 | 1.7% | ||
| veronicalee | 0 | 306,234,986 | 50% | ||
| judethedude | 0 | 6,825,349,513 | 100% | ||
| voxmortis | 0 | 1,071,457,082 | 0.5% | ||
| altonos | 0 | 26,788,713,306 | 25% | ||
| upvoteshares | 0 | 214,035,996,115 | 81% | ||
| bobby.madagascar | 0 | 600,968,153 | 0.85% | ||
| laissez-faire | 0 | 22,548,209 | 100% | ||
| voter003 | 0 | 5,712,046,617 | 3.86% | ||
| voter007 | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
| silverkey | 0 | 2,470,039,079 | 28% | ||
| silvervault | 0 | 10,718,599,145 | 28% | ||
| cryptycoon | 0 | 4,125,128,434 | 28% | ||
| themightysquid | 0 | 4,360,029,577 | 100% | ||
| jacey.boldart | 0 | 33,462,926,580 | 50% | ||
| gudnius.comics | 0 | 6,816,484,147 | 100% | ||
| jeehun | 0 | 4,473,876,859 | 100% | ||
| moneytron | 0 | 3,815,470,039 | 100% | ||
| smokingfit | 0 | 2,829,671,808 | 50% | ||
| dismayedworld | 0 | 750,000,000 | 100% | ||
| retrodroid | 0 | 14,821,325,659 | 33% | ||
| tigerrkg | 0 | 53,995,041,476 | 100% | ||
| permaculturedude | 0 | 634,262,818 | 1.7% | ||
| scoopstakes | 0 | 12,783,418,708 | 50% | ||
| nanzo-snaps | 0 | 8,468,353,002 | 50% | ||
| yena19 | 0 | 1,571,188,043 | 100% | ||
| sophieandhenrik | 0 | 982,785,033 | 25% | ||
| cpt-sparrow | 0 | 2,382,988,573 | 100% | ||
| src3 | 0 | 17,756,819,261 | 27.5% | ||
| ttg | 0 | 54,173,435,774 | 100% | ||
| ambifokus | 0 | 12,180,527,969 | 15% | ||
| helgalubevi | 0 | 12,833,565,468 | 50% | ||
| gulf41 | 0 | 6,408,344,975 | 100% | ||
| miniteut | 0 | 1,050,215,609 | 50% | ||
| sandykatiuska | 0 | 4,102,022,210 | 100% | ||
| banvie | 0 | 63,803,989,939 | 100% | ||
| iamjohn | 0 | 2,318,528,873 | 37.5% | ||
| kgswallet | 0 | 543,171,805 | 20% | ||
| asmr.tist | 0 | 55,498,509,374 | 100% | ||
| oldstone.sct | 0 | 500,342,949 | 50% | ||
| athomewithcraig | 0 | 2,774,751,401 | 100% | ||
| freddio.sport | 0 | 3,558,942,465 | 15% | ||
| babytarazkp | 0 | 5,724,087,670 | 85% | ||
| asteroids | 0 | 1,780,837,901 | 1.53% | ||
| soyunasantacruz | 0 | 60,370,636,310 | 100% | ||
| sbi-tokens | 0 | 3,285,576,593 | 12.34% | ||
| maxuvd | 0 | 20,286,787,035 | 6% | ||
| jk6276.life | 0 | 52,347,929,435 | 50% | ||
| tmps | 0 | 22,353,074,681 | 20% | ||
| mister.reatard | 0 | 1,896,545,487 | 25% | ||
| lemeonna | 0 | 2,268,436,413 | 30% | ||
| abh12345.medi | 0 | 306,915,967 | 100% | ||
| roseofmylife | 0 | 1,814,759,911 | 50% | ||
| gerbo | 0 | 0 | 1.7% | ||
| steemlondon | 0 | 561,430,048 | 6% | ||
| galenkp.aus | 0 | 1,175,441,963 | 100% | ||
| redwarbull | 0 | 2,442,802,967 | 28% | ||
| steem-agora | 0 | 11,024,941,739 | 50% | ||
| gmlrecordz | 0 | 2,459,695,910 | 25% | ||
| drew0 | 0 | 598,205,034 | 5% | ||
| picciridda2 | 0 | 2,972,071,920 | 100% | ||
| fengchao | 0 | 4,009,824,601 | 3% | ||
| hiveyoda | 0 | 4,893,917,972 | 2% | ||
| creativemary | 0 | 32,622,722,538 | 50% | ||
| mready | 0 | 37,717,310,862 | 100% | ||
| softworld | 0 | 506,466,654,760 | 30% | ||
| sulayr | 0 | 33,205,113,494 | 100% | ||
| kiemis | 0 | 35,194,019,773 | 7.5% | ||
| tattytoque | 0 | 1,665,800,909 | 87.5% | ||
| hivelander | 0 | 244,483,602,367 | 100% | ||
| hairofmedusa | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
| sweetmonsters | 0 | 27,715,151,643 | 100% | ||
| nautilus-up | 0 | 1,086,648,172,595 | 15% | ||
| jelly13 | 0 | 910,555,354,364 | 63.75% | ||
| marryiv | 0 | 0 | 11% | ||
| aerokossa | 0 | 0 | -100% | ||
| jelly-cz | 0 | 2,687,788,368 | 100% | ||
| polarmystro | 0 | 1,308,802,287 | 100% | ||
| davidmuhammad | 0 | 686,452,135 | 100% | ||
| poomps | 0 | 3,107,825,188 | 100% | ||
| discohedge | 0 | 5,028,266,257 | 20% | ||
| usainvote | 0 | 2,904,378,999,243 | 20% | ||
| dagobert007 | 0 | 41,411,811,139 | 1.7% | ||
| trangbaby | 0 | 3,118,354,042 | 100% | ||
| senseiphil | 0 | 3,823,394,715 | 100% | ||
| fajarmatang | 0 | 0 | 9% | ||
| borniet | 0 | 474,501,486 | 12% | ||
| pedrolenin | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
| dorkpower | 0 | 728,643,879 | 100% | ||
| retrochannel | 0 | 488,947,213 | 100% | ||
| processieruben | 0 | 0 | 100% |
Hmmm, confusing. I also ventured into Trending this morning and thought overall, not bad. Will this post about Trending trend?!
| author | abh12345 |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-meesterboom-qgia3t |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"peakd/2020.09.2"} |
| created | 2020-09-11 18:02:18 |
| last_update | 2020-09-11 18:02:18 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 3 |
| last_payout | 2020-09-18 18:02:18 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.014 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.014 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 129 |
| author_reputation | 1,357,174,636,699,609 |
| root_title | "Everything's Going To Be Ok" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 99,575,278 |
| net_rshares | 175,916,874,526 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 175,916,874,526 | 10% |
What am I saying, this is a post about vagina corpse!
| author | abh12345 |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-abh12345-qgia56 |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"peakd/2020.09.2"} |
| created | 2020-09-11 18:03:09 |
| last_update | 2020-09-11 18:03:09 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 1 |
| last_payout | 2020-09-18 18:03:09 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.014 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.014 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 53 |
| author_reputation | 1,357,174,636,699,609 |
| root_title | "Everything's Going To Be Ok" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 99,575,290 |
| net_rshares | 175,580,809,919 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 175,580,809,919 | 10% |
Haha, yeah!! My favourite bit!!!
| author | meesterboom |
|---|---|
| permlink | qgiajx |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"app":"hiveblog/0.1"} |
| created | 2020-09-11 18:12:03 |
| last_update | 2020-09-11 18:12:03 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 0 |
| last_payout | 2020-09-18 18:12:03 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 32 |
| author_reputation | 1,600,379,607,398,311 |
| root_title | "Everything's Going To Be Ok" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 99,575,448 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
This morning it looked pretty good indeed!! I was baffled. Perhaps we are maturing at long last!!
| author | meesterboom |
|---|---|
| permlink | qgiaj6 |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"app":"hiveblog/0.1"} |
| created | 2020-09-11 18:11:30 |
| last_update | 2020-09-11 18:11:30 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| last_payout | 2020-09-18 18:11:30 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 97 |
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Hahahaha. You miss the Covid Soap Opera series. Wait a little... It might be on soon. Trending page can be sometimes.... Odd. That's how I often feel when I check it out. A mix of variety which sometimes is not on everybody's taste.
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|---|---|
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It's a fucking jungle normally!! But he's, it is surprising the lack of fake COVID stuff!! Maybe they are just taking a short break!
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|---|---|
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For sure haha
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|---|---|
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But arenβt you looking forward to have a Bill Gates microchip injected when you get your corona vaccine? You know your love for necrophilia isnβt going to save you from it. Oh noes, this was all totally planned so Billie Boy can monitor yβall on his beloved three monitor setup. Because the man has nothing else to do. But read books.
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|---|---|
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Three monitors? I would expect the emperor of Shadows to have none less than a thousand on a wall like an IMAX!!
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|---|---|
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Two paragraphs and shit ton of copy pasted links (for $44). It was a great way to start my day as well. I don't get to hammer out those downvotes near often enough. Unfortunately, I found it on Twitter so I didn't get the guilty pleasure of browsing the Trending Feed. Fortunately, I came across your post a half hour later. It kicked off the morning laughter! ππ
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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Hehe, glad it raised a smile!! I thought the trending page was finally starting to look normal until I got to that one. It was a relief to see no covid ones though!! !ENGAGE 30 !
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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| created | 2020-09-11 16:42:06 |
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Perhaps the dead horse has finally been beaten to smithereens? I hope so. π
| author | inalittlewhile |
|---|---|
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| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["ecency"],"app":"ecency/3.0.4-mobile","format":"markdown+html"} |
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<center> Thank you for your engagement on this post, you have recieved <code>ENGAGE</code> tokens.</center>
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|---|---|
| permlink | re-re-meesterboom-2020911t93235677z-20200911t164220z |
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π You almost made me want to go look !
| author | jacey.boldart |
|---|---|
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| meesterboom | 0 | 177,879,694,944 | 10% |
Yeek!!! Hehe, it's not such a bad looking thing these days. I almost didn't regret going there :0D
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|---|---|
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That's great when you almost don't regret something. LOL !
| author | jacey.boldart |
|---|---|
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| category | life |
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Yep same old, same old LOL. Not to worry!
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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| meesterboom | 0 | 194,939,151,075 | 10% |
It quickly got back to normal after my glimpse of sanity!
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|---|---|
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I like to go on recent and look for posts to read than go to trending I like to hear from comments more quickly. I wish covid was fake my family has been infected but my brother I was more concerned about in addition to covid he's had other problems as well. I have to wear a mask in my own place of residence. I will say that the media is pathetic and they keep increasing what covid in my mind was made for. Giving fear it's my opinion and theory
| author | polarmystro |
|---|---|
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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I much prefer to look at recent too. Trending can be a swamp. There are a lot of people suffering because of it, that's for sure. I hope you're brother isn't too badly affected by it all
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|---|---|
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Yeah he's been getting better I'm more sick of the news coverage then the sickness itself lol as long as the family gets through it man all that matters to me
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|---|---|
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You know I love to read your contents not just cause the interesting theme, but also because they are so funny! Here in my area we use a similar irony when we are with friend and so it's like to read something in Tuscan style π Just to know, no menstruation posts in my friends feed, maybe I have to add more woman in my friend list π
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|---|---|
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| meesterboom | 0 | 174,922,863,683 | 10% |
Cheers missy!! Haha, you might need a little more woman in your feed!! Glad you are well Miss S!
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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I am sure there is a large audience for the conspiracy stuff - but is it a paying audience? :D
| author | tarazkp |
|---|---|
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| category | life |
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They pay through their suffering!! Or is it through pizza?
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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| created | 2020-09-11 17:20:42 |
| last_update | 2020-09-11 17:20:42 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| last_payout | 2020-09-18 17:20:42 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 58 |
| author_reputation | 1,600,379,607,398,311 |
| root_title | "Everything's Going To Be Ok" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 99,574,615 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
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