> I wondered what it would be like to chug one-off with the help of some hand sanitiser?

I have read reports that this is not a good idea!

> Cockney Which makes people sound like they are eating a lot of cocks all at once. Hence the name.

Another one of life's mysteries unraveled on Hive!

Most of the weekly courses I am supposed to be attending are related to mental health.  I dunno, I'm in excellent mental health considering I'm sat at home on a Tuesday, what's all the fuss about?!

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Hahaha. Take a socially distant seat😂😂Is this the new norm of how to be told to sit down? Well I am sure you passed this with excellent humour in your back pocket. Indeed people do a lot of stuff for those dirty papers called money.

I wonder if you would have a family gathering how would the table look like... With socially distant seats😂🤔

One wonders, in our current times, how many new 'brown shirts' are being made in the endless new bureaucracies of the Virus police. I think back to our between the war ancestors and wonder how much akin we shall be to them or to those in line clutching little booklets to get their 'state share' of food stuffs hoping that the 'do gooders' aren't peeping and making notes to 'tell' later on that Mrs. Abercrombie took 2 helpings of cheese substitute when no one was looking.

I want to work from home!!! I don't get enough time to read *the good stuff* when I put in these kinds of hours.

Wahhhhh!

I'm even willing to go through a mental health assessment - and do it with a Cockney accent. Can females *really* have one? Something to ponder on another day. 

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>Cockney - Which makes people sound like they are eating a lot of cocks all at once. Hence the name.

I thought it was because they had cocks to their knees? Your reasoning makes much more sense though. 

Ah yes, *hot hummus eyes.* A common, yet alluring visage to assume. I bet you pull it off well too! 

Anyway wage-slut, I hope you convinced him that you *had to stay home longer*...For your state of mental health of course. Happy sanitiser-chugging.

> I wondered what it would be like to chug one-off with the help of some hand sanitiser?

Back when I was in grade school,  a bunch of friends were relaxing around the pool during summer break.   We bet one of our buddies that he couldn't soak his meat hammer in [absorbine junior](https://www.absorbinejr.com/products/pain-relieving-liquid/).   It wasn't a matter of if, it was a matter of <em>How Much </em>?  

$5 later, the comedy started.   Since none of us really wanted to stare at his member, we decided he could simply soak a rag in the stuff, then wrap it around. (Like a pig in a blanket).  For the first 3 seconds, there was no reaction ....  then it happened.   There was cursing, then tears, then pleading for help.   --  No help was offered because the rest of us couldn't breath from the laughter.  He went screaming to the pool, then begging for more relief...  We eventually got control of ourselves enough to bring out some ice to the poor lad.

Later,  we all agreed that is was $5 well spent.

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When my mom got home, she wondered why there were four empty ice cube trays on the counter....   

I simply replied ....   A gentleman never tells.   

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So ....  back to your important decision above ....  I would strongly recommend that you steer away from the hand sanitizer.  But if you choose not to head the warning ... perhaps recording it might be profitable.

Ffs 😂 am I glad I’m no longer a wage slave. It would be horrendous I couldn’t of done  it  I’d be suicidal. I was a senior manager in “elf n safetee” 

I just couldn’t honestly sit there and tell people don’t do this don’t do that I’m afraid as a 2020truther and holocoughdenier I would have had the sack!

You have my sympathies from  mr clipboard man 

Hahahah. that was good. usual!

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Maybe the cockney was a well-disguised Dalek though. ELABORATE.

How are you dear friend @meesterboom good morning
I love how you take this type of situation with humor, you always find the right words so that what bothers you looks more fun.

These are the things that bothered me when working in multinational companies, they do nothing thinking about the employee's well-being, if they really want to do things well and provide good attention to the employee, they should send the assistance service at home.

It is true, what one does for a salary.
Have a great day dear friend.

Indeed. Think of how productive things could be if we were able to eliminate even a fraction of the twaddle of life!

> not a euphemism

A likely story XD

I guess they're assuming that everyone is terribly upset about being prevented from attending the office which clearly is the highlight of everyone's miserable existence? XD

On a more serious note it's probably good they're at least checking up on these things even if it is somewhat inconvenient for people who don't feel a need for it :)

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