I quite like this Elephant Shoe. Seems like my kinda fella. One of the great perks to marriage is finding the wife's secret stash of expensive body moisturiser squirreled away in some little dwarf press in the bathroom and lashing it on the scrotum.  I know what he's doing. It's more a case of I've found your expensive moisturiser ya bowsie so I'm gonna lash it on my nutsack more than the whole benefit of having a nice moisturised nutsack! But I lament the fact that she has never copped on to my little rebellion. 😭

So, you've been to our Ohio bookshops have you.

Youre a Christmas tree of Zingers Boom.  A spring breeze from my loin on the company dime, is part of our benefits package lol

!PIZZA

It seems that P1’s don’t happen too often for your group, that’s a good thing lol. I’d get P1’s at least once a week, my worst was three times in a day. Those were the glory days. I’m on the project side now but I’m finding it a little boring and I think I’ll try and dip my toes back into the support side of my company. It’s fun being on those crisis calls, watching people who can’t handle pressure cry like a schoolgirl. 

My wife got me some food today and I instantly thought of you when I saw the name hahaha. Can you see what I’m referring to? 

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This thing is a fucking small baby! Lol my work phone for comparison! Sweet Jesus it’s delicious. 

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I don’t know what could be more American-Mexican blend than this massive American sized Mexican burrito!

Ah, to be paid for gifs and poops, now that is the life!

Sounds like El jefe has packed on the covid 25 I keep hearing about, haha, maybe some ads about hiking could also be of help :0)

> I dropped a car crash GIF into our chat and followed it couple of smiley emojis.

The perfect ending... why don't they just cut to the chase and start out that way? Who are we going to blame after Putin? We are running out of scapegoats. 

Happy Friday, Boomy! Beer Saturday is almost upon us.

> What was the world coming to when a man can't be given peace to drink coffee and fart on the company dime?

Amen Brother!!!

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Also ... there is the possibility that all of your customer simply forgot all of their passwords on the same day.  If you can't blame the customer, then who can you blame?

Congrats to El Jefe on the new chin. Never know when you will need another, so it is always wise to keep a few extra handy. 

My husband likes to poop on the clock as well. And he often announces it when he gets home. *Would have been home on time, but I decided to get fifteen minutes overtime while taking a shit.*

If I am congratulating El Jefe on a chin, I suppose I should congratulate you both on a paid poop. 

If he looks like Jabba, does he also have armed flunkies, pet monsters, and sexy slave girls, or just you?

>I dropped a car crash GIF into our chat and followed it couple of smiley emojis.

My wife would be very pleased with this. She loves GIFs at work - sending them and receiving them lol. 

So funny when companies cut all the staff that has the knowledge of how things work because of budget cuts or going LEAN and then get hugely bitten in the ass when shit goes wrong and no one knows how to fix it. 

No sympathy haha

As I read I wondered , where is @meesterboom , his colleagues do not let him speak , I thought , there is no lack of people everywhere who want to stand out , however people who manage low profile tend to give better ideas , it is my opinion , in the end I see that they finally ask you a question so that you can give your opinion , I suppose that you help to solve the problem .
Hey, yesterday I was looking at some NFTs, I thought, @meesterboom should do some, I've seen some horrible ones, however they pay a lot of money for them, you with your talent could get very good money, it's an idea that I share with you, think, you could have much success, you won't need to ejaculate in the sock anymore, and the good  lady thing I wouldn't tell you, you're disgusting, that makes me laugh, I imagine her pretty face saying that haaaaaaaaa.

In the old days it was simple. You'd spend the first hour of the day telling people that their cleaner had pulled the plug out of the modem to plug in their vacuum cleaner, move their fax machines away from the radiators because that's why their fax rolls were going black and to stop plugging their phones into the dedicated Telex socket because the 80V was making them smoke before getting back to creating arses out of asterisks and sending them to the Duke of Edinburghs' Telecom Gold account and chatting with random strangers on 'Talkabout'.

That was once the cutting edge of technology and I was totally fucked on the odd occasion someone rang up asking why he couldn't pick up his carrier tone...

Ahhh you youngsters don't know how easy you have it!

In 2013, I did something similar when worked in the support of a telecom operator and 70% of our network collapsed... but it was not exactly a local chat, but a chat of the whole company with the CEO, CIO and CTO inside. As a result, I was rewarded with money, cuz (*next is an approximate CTO quote at the award ceremony*):

>When I saw that a support-engineer who has been working in our company for 2 years wrote something to the corporate chat for the first time.. and that something was a naked hairy ass. I immediately realized that we had to act immediately!