Ha ha ha, jesus your cat is nuts, I can just picture the scene,  you with comb in hand, mouth ajar, her with shit dispatched glaring at you and then your wife arrives home! Priceless 😅

Oh my goodness this is funny! When I say **this** I mean the post, and you! An intended compliment. 🙃

Poor Shady, having to resort to hell-tactics to counter your shock-and-awe oven mitten attacks. Although, you have to hand it to her, she had your measure upon the field of battle. 

I wonder, did your wife blame you for the failed Shady-grooming mission not going to plan? And, did you clean up the result of your less than effective actions? 😶

This was such a funny post. 

Becca 💗

(Apologies for my rather embarrassing upvote value.)

LMAO ...... Shady by name shady by nature hahahahha.  Shady "Bobby" Sands  out witted you in the with her dirty protest. Cats are mad bastards. Do you know that a dog knows that you are not a dog but you can still be in his pack whereas a cat thinks you are another cat and can't fathom the fact you are not one of their own. That's why they spend loads of time sizing you up to see if they can take you down.  I would have ended up in A&E with my tom. He's bigger than the fecking dog. I took him to the vet once and she asked me was she friendly. I said he was yeah because he is. 10 seconds later Jeff (cat)  was on her head clawing at her face. Get him off me get him off me!!! It was the straight jacket from then on for Jeff with his litle head popping out. Oh by the way I had an electrician around in the job today . His boss rang and he said "I must go El Jefe is on the line" I burst out laughing as the only other time I hear anyone say El Jefe is you!! 🤣 🤣. I wasn't aware it was a thing. 

Jesus Boom !LOL

Theres something about cats i never got over, sharp teeth and claw, feisty little bastards sometimes.  Cute of course, but the fear shit, lol, dam.

Oh damn... that's fucking hilarious.. I nearly wet myself.. this goes to prove my point once again... #pussyrules

I've known a few dogs to roll in shit, but this is a new one! XD

However I do have a roll in shit story involving a cat...we were staying at a friend's house and their Maine Coon named Fatty shit on the bed we were using...while Howie was sleeping in it. Unbeknownst to me, I climbed in bed and went to snuggle with the man, and holy damn, my first thought was "that is the foulest smelling breath I've ever encountered!" Swiftly followed by Surely he couldn't have shit himself? It was so bad I had to wake him, only to discover the pile of cat crap that he had rolled on top of! Let's just say for the remainder of our stay we kept the door locked.

Never did figure out why Fatty did such a thing!

5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

This post made me laugh out loud.

I once had a cat that would retaliate for getting scolded by going to the litter pan to have a dump,  then immediately kicking it as far from the pan as possible.    Usually, it would get poop smeared on its paw in the process.

Then, it would walk somewhere to clean its paw.   Somewhere very far from the room containing the litter pan.  Leaving a trail of a single paw smearing poop.

So, to us mere owners, we'd see the single paw poop-trail.    Then try to find the cat to clean the paw.   Once the paw was cleared, we'd head to the room that housed the litter tray (cleaning the single paw poop trail along the way) and try to find the flung poo.  A few times, this poop was adhered to the wall about 12" above the floor.

Lastly, we'd sit back and try to remember what we had did to upset the cat.  The little bugger was known to hold a grudge for up to 24 hours.

Hey, @meesterboom.

I don't have pets, but I keep hearing about products like Dinovite, a supplement, that goes on top of the cat's regular food (unless they only eat mice, birds, lizards, etc.--then I wouldn't worry about it :) that actually helps them become more healthy again. Not sure if that's what you want, but thought I'd pass it along.

re: post

Enjoyable as ever. I'd say you and Shady were fairly evenly matched in this one until she went all nuclear. :)

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Next !  The cat bath !  I think I already know how that would turn out.

What a chore !  Ugh....

You tell it funny though, I can't imagine it really was.