You really can weave a story auld stock! Fantastic, laughing my ass off as usual, reading this. Does the wife read your ramblings? Looking forward to the next installment of the trials and tribulations with El Jefe!

Ah I do that myself. 
The aul hangover and pretending to not have one whilst Sunday mood. 
Other clues include cleaning shit for some peace and quiet and the whole I'd love a dirty ride undertone to this post. Hahaha. Love it. 

_Lest we forget:_

He who parts the Red Sea also speaks to the burning bush.

We cant be the only ones who have parted the red sea.  I shuddered, but we must not stutter lol.

Russian dancers are actually phenomenal too, made me think of some random videos i watched with a lady at work.

Slime on, my good man.  Time to time we must slime.

Buy a dishwasher and save your poor fingers. Once you try it you will never go back is what they say.

Tell the Good Lady that here in America it the woman's job to fetch the coffees and make the sammiches..


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I know this slimy mouth thing you speak of. I cannot drink from those cups because of it. It totally grosses me out. 

Now I can't unsee it. 

Does she wash yours? Every man for himself with those slimy cups! 

I do like your style. Happy wife, happy life. 

I like your narrations. Is good to grace good relationship but to be straight with you. You need to think well deep if, your of story lines pictures the exact what may have translated your post. Meanwhile, I like your self respect somehow in the picture. Again, I advice you reason yet well. Cheers

When I was planning my kitchen, I had budgeted a certain amount for a dishwasher.    When went to the store to get one ... it was more than 50% off ...  So,  we bought and installed 2.  (We luckily had room for both). 

Having 2 dishwashers allows you to be as hung over as you want ... There's always enough room to fit the pots and pans in too.   But, don't think the arguments will cease... they will simply morph.

"Why would you load the dishwasher this way?"  Is a sentence that you will immediately regret.

"Who's turn is it to dump the dishwasher?"  :   If you have to ask - it's likely your turn.

"Why do we have two dirty dishwashers?"  :  Again,  don't ask,  just run one.


I recommend that you start with 1,  then get used to it ...   but don't rule out upgrading to 2.

>It must have been the kids playing with your cup!

Good thinking. That's exactly who I would have blamed. Someday these kids are going to grow up and move out and it is going to be very inconvenient. 

You know that saying *May your cup be always full?* Well, if slime=happiness, then *May your cup always be slimy.* 

That bit about Moses is just like something my husband would say. I'm going to read it to him and he is going to appreciate it, and then I will probably regret it later;) 

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...and just why were you washing her cup in the first place?  Do you always wash all of the dishes?  I think it's a fine idea if you do.

Mr. Grumpy-wumpy....LOL !

You really have a way with words. There's always something in your writing that makes me shudder - the whole menstrual clot metaphor...🤢 

Lol

On another note, this reminds me that I need to clean my water bottle.. 😆

Marriage is without a doubt endless events , some more pleasant than others , but definitely the fact of experiencing something new every day , so to speak , makes it pleasant .
I wish you a happy Tuesday

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