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Dam women getting crazy ideas again, Far from spiralizers you were reared. 

Bro, the Ace Ventura is spot on.  Such good moments in movie 1 and 2.  I always remember the rhino !LOL

Just want to say thanks for stopping by my posts too man, means a lot.  Your stories and sweet thumbnails are O.G sir.

And dam you animal lol, fix those trousers haha, id be thinkin the same with a sweet bum in my presence.  

Now get to the clock tower before midnight McLfy!

Everything is illegal on Twitter... except kissing MSM ass..

And you better be careful sassing her like that before she spiralisers your manhood and covers it with lemon juice like some sort of fairy meal you like to pass off as food

Is spiralizer it's actual name? I have never heard of such a thing 😂 The only noodle substitute I've ever done is Spaghetti Squash, which doesn't require a machine and is actually not bad at all...in my opinion, hubs doesn't agree overmuch 😆

Come on! You can spiralize! I don't like it all the time, but, maybe once a week or ten days, I will throw something at the family. 

Tonight we had spiralized sweet potato enchilada casserole Yummy! Honest to God! Thai salad. Next time I will spiralize and make fries! Spicy Sesame Noodles with crispy tofu. 

I can't do the zoodles for a while. I am so over them, but, I do like them. 

You better not kill the tool. There are bigger and better ones she could buy. I would say if one wanted to, they could break the bank. Let's have a revivial!

Too funny. You are lucky she didn't break you.  😂

I have one tip.

Sweet Potato!!!

Spiralize sweet potato.   Then,  in batches, cook it in bacon fat and coconut oil until it caramelizes a little.  Tastes like candy.

We've tried squash, zucchini, etc etc.  Blech!  If it's anything that gets mushy when cooked, bin it, then grab pasta.  In fact, never substitute pasta - it's sacred!

But, you can substitute sweet potato for hash browns.

To make life easier,  I was able to find the Kitchen-Aid spiralizer attachment on FB marketplace one day.   So, I don't even have the risk of slicing my fingers any more.

Here's recipe I've used many times (but spiralize the spuds and then add some coconut oil to the bacon fat - trust me).  https://againstallgrain.com/2014/01/16/smoky-sweet-potato-hash/. 

You could even surprise the Good Lady and make her breakfast in bed.  She might even let you stick around for dessert.



https://www.kitchenaid.ca/en_ca/countertop-appliances/stand-mixers/attachments/p.5-blade-spiralizer-with-peel,-core-and-slice.ksm1apc.html?originVariantsOrder=NC

That was a test right ?  You told her you threw it out to see if she would grab a knife and try to murder you, but since she didn't, you really CAN throw it out this time.

Sly....

Zucchini belongs on a kebab between bits of mushroom, bell pepper, onion, and marinated diced pork. It does not belong as a spaghetti substitute. There's an actual spaghetti squash that is surprisingly edible and tasty, even if not an ideal substitute, but ZUCCHINI? Make that foul appliance suffer!

Haaaaaaa you realize that you were scaring the poor device that the good lady needed haaaaaa I guess the device didn't realize it, luckily, with your threats it could give her a heart attack haaaaaaa, I imagine your malevolent face haaaaaaa

I love to pour pasta over such people😀 Thank you for providing these interesting events

Bawahhahaha! I love these little stories. Great how you turning the mundane everyday into comical little tasty titbits! Compile into a little book I say, diary entry style! It will be digested in minutes, much like zoodles!

Hahahaha 😂😂
What's with that cliffhanger? Well, my conclusion is she caught you, rescued the spiralizer and went on to make whatever it is she wanted to make with it leaving you sad and downcast like Justin Sun when he thinks about what could have been.