The only way. Comedy Open Mic. Round 35. Part 2 by megafart

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comedyopenmic · @megafart · Oct 21 '18

$0.17

The only way. Comedy Open Mic. Round 35. Part 2

When they made it clear to me who will be the boss in the house

http://gifdumps.hornoxe.com/gifdump320/hornoxe.com_gifdump320_1.gif

http://www.hornoxe.com/hornoxe-com-gifdump-320-animierter-picdump/

I appoint the @acolucky and the @mineopoly to participate in this round.

👍 comedyopenmic, minnowpond, justsayings, andrecarothers, voter000, belemo, disguarpe, idikuci, profanereviews, bitfiend, blockchaindaily, pode, com-judge, sammyb, cryptohustlin, harmonicliving, thevark, desmonid, ering, schulbz, papertradez, minnowpond1, zip512, thedrayness, thewindowflower, bofadeez, mrainp420, bitcoindon23, eileenbeach, shamrock017, bitkmbr, u25b2x, drdeepdick

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@comedyschool · Oct 21 '18

$2.12

Hi megafart, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @pechichemena
- @profanereviews
- @sharanaithal
 
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👍 comedyopenmic, bondy007, cheneats

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@justsayings · Oct 21 '18

$0.05

That is a very clear signal, you better pay attention, hope bride is worth it 

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 heremonium

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@pode · Oct 21 '18

pocketsend:11@megafart, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

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@pocket-node · Oct 21 '18

$2.10

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: megafart
New sending account balance: 108791
New receiving account balance: 80
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: c684ed715b2060823df4f038b62c4923ad5dd86f
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running [this confirmer code.](https://github.com/biophil/pocket)

👍 cron, iabuse, pocket-pi

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@profanereviews · Oct 22 '18

Half a mile away three people were killed by bullets coming down from the sky.

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@sharanaithal · Oct 21 '18

*Casually fires a pistol while scrolling through FB feed*

bruh.

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@young-boss-karin · Oct 21 '18

$0.03

Tradition is everything.

👍 belemo

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