Haha well, to be fair, it's probably Indians really trying to reach out. They just don't know how. Indians love to call each other dear for some reason.

Damn. I thought I was going to comment with a shit comment here and be all funny but it looks like everyone beat me to it. Not so original after all. Hahaha!

It's true though. Some of the bots' comments act like they know me personally and have been following me. It's annoying as hell.

Those with "dear" are my favorites

Best comments I’ve received are “great post brother!” .... I am female.... 😂 they could at least make the effort of saying sister instead! But being the pathetic noob I am I upvoted them because last week I was happy to see a comment at all. 🤷🏻‍♀️  Of course I wasted so much voting power doing that I’ve been trying to let it recharge since and now I have to try my best to really pick what I want to upvote because of my mistakes last week.

Please help me upvote have oke

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

my no.1 is when they write : **I APPRECIATE IT!**
whaaat do you appreciate in a post about some statue??? lol 😂

*but they do feel the need to drop a comment that would make any reasonable human puke inside their mouth.* 
Haha, true that! Evo ja sam na pricu o restoranu dobila comment - Amazing underworld, with interesting view :D
Ne kuzim da ne kuze im ti i takvi *nice post sir, please upvote me* komentari samo stvaraju kontraefekt... Svi bi oni htjeli easy money, ali jbg, braco, ne ide to tako, a jos je za*ebanije kad ne znas jezik... Uglavom, meni ih bude zao, makar su stetocine :/

"Nice .... I'm new steemit. Please follow me and vote me please... please" and by the way "Good video sir" :)
But at least these comments make you laugh, don't they? LOL

Ma prijo puklo je to sve na glavu, napisem post od 2 dana rada o zajednicama i kako se prikljuciti u svaku i doslovno svaki bitan detalj o svakoj zajednici.

 Dobim komentar kako da se frajer pridruzi u zajednicu i linka mi svoj post i kaze ovako se osjecam... ja reko pa procitaj post i saznat ces kako se pridruzit, kaze vidim. i to je to hahahah

![verynice.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXmKw1FKvCx6y1fXjvfHp6UmcG5TwEToYMKYXejkkCB9r/verynice.jpg)

hahaha...very funny.i love your post.

Pls sir am love your posts, I have follow u and I       want u to be following me too
    Pls, give me upvote bcoz I start yesterday
      I beg you sir/2x . Thank you sir


I can't stop laughing😂.... Walker, those were the words of a newbie, who had no idea of what steemit is all about. 
All she just wanted was upvotes and upvotes😂

We got loads of zombie comments on this platform @moon32walker just lots of them.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How can you even puke in your mouth without puking again?
Yeah, it is happening to me (and I am not English mother tongue, what an horrible thing!?!?), what can you do? 
Be tolerant!

Nice post, good information........ This will definitely be helpful......

nice post on comment funny but true on commnt the people commnt in post .😄

I love your works friend resteem upvote for upvote pls im from Aceh. 😊
Nema sta nema. Ovo sam dobila u discord chat. Haha.

>Everywhere I go there are people who don't understand anything about what is being written, but they do feel the need to drop a comment that would make any reasonable human puke inside their mouth

Hahahahaha this really got me cracking. It can be extremely annoying. Putting in effort to make a post and all anyone can comment is "nice post, upvote and resteemed"

For fucks sake I put up something so I could see your views and you asking me to upvote and resteem your post? 

Sometimes I just laugh and shake my head when I see such

Something happened earlier today. I made a comment on someones post and another user copied my exact comment and posted it as a comment on the same post. I almost went mad coz it was very annoying. It would be difficult to know who copied who and we both might end up being flagged.

Its just the kinda things we see here and I really can't say how these shitty commwnts can be stopped.

My favourite Is "I upvoted, give me vote, thanks" I had this yesterday 😆
 Absolutely no attempt to make conversation. If I generally don't have anything to say btu I like the post, then I'll upvote. I won't leave a useless comment.

Ok, prvo sam se smijala na post, a onda kad sam još dole i komentare neke pročitala, ajme.
Daj skupljaj to, pa ovo je vrh. Zakaj bi bljuval u usta, ovo je čista komedija :)
Plačem dakle, doslovno mi suze idu na komentare na OVAJ post dole :) :) :)

I laughed a lot, but this is kinda depressing. I mean, I've never seen a single one of these comments being upvoted, and I honestly don't think that big steemers will "follow back" these people, so...why do they keep doing it? :O