<div class="text-justify">
---
---
---
---
---
---
By my house everything is close, everything, in the corner of the alley where I live they fix washing machines, refrigerators and television, in front of it lives a Portuguese who sells everything that the stone-makers and drunks give him and with that I build a three-story house, in front There is a textile shop, in front of that place, the cheese factory, next to it, there is an equestrian center, on the other side, they sell paintings of all kinds, on the other side, there is a skirt, in the same block there is an Ince, in On the four corners there is a parking lot, furniture store, spare parts for everything and a mango seller, you cross the street and you find a butcher shop, you turn around and you find the bakery, you breathe and you are already in the pharmacy, tabs and you enter the mini center that It has a shoe store, lottery, handbag sales, fried chicken, barbershop, cyber, phone rental in bankruptcy, sales of technological equipment, purchase of gold and silver; You leave the mini center and you find a boulevard where there are a hundred people who sell everything that the locals sell but for a dollar, on the corner of that boulevard there is a Farmatodo, by the way there are like five Dealers on my block, but x and y zeta, that does not matter, you go back down to the right is the funeral home, next to the florist, a lot of real things, and the best thing is that when you feel badly low and I have two clinics and if I walk a little more I find myself with the Cubans.
>Por mi casa queda todo cerca, todooooooo, en la esquina del callejón donde vivo arreglan lavadoras neveras y televisión, en frente vive un portugués que vende todo lo que los piedreros y borrachos le dan y con eso monto una casa de tres pisos, en frente queda un local de textilería, en frente de ese local, la quesera, al lado, queda un centro hípico, al otro lado, venden pinturas de todo tipo, al otro lado, queda una pollera, en la misma cuadra queda un Ince, en la cuatro esquinas queda un estacionamiento, mueblería, repuestos de todito y un vendedor de mango, cruzas la calle y te encuentras con una carnicería, volteas y te encuentras la panadería, respiras y ya estás en la farmacia, pestañas y entras al mini centro que tiene zapatería, lotería, ventas de carteras, pollo frito, barbería, ciber, alquiler de teléfonos en banca rota, ventas de equipos tecnológicos, compra de oro y plata; sales del mini centro y te encuentras con un bulevar donde hay cien personas que venden todo lo que venden los locales pero a un dólar, en la esquina de ese bulevar hay un Farmatodo, por cierto en mi cuadra hay como cinco Dealer, pero equis y zeta, eso no importa, vuelves a bajar a la derecha está la funeraria, al lado la floristería, un montón de cosas de verdad, y lo mejor es que cuando te sientes mal bajo y tengo dos clínicas y si camino un poco más me encuentro con los cubanos.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Speaking of these Cubans, one day he went to a general medicine consultation, I sat down to wait, everything was beautiful, nothing was as they said out there, no, that Cubans have four legs, and things like that. My turn came and I passed, you know, all normal types, I sit down and the Cuban with the face of being a friend of mine tells me.
>Hablando de estos cubanos, un día fue a una consulta de medicina general, me senté a esperar, todo estaba bonito, nada era como decían por ahí, no, que los cubanos tienen cuatro patas, y cosas así. Llegó mi turno y pase, sabes, todo tipo normal, me siento y el cubano con cara de que es amigo mío, me dice.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Every time I speak Cuban, imagine that a room of my black Celia is playing, do you know what it is? stupid millennial kid. Excuse my aggressiveness in the story, you will understand why I am so aggressive.
>Cada vez que hablé el cubano imagínate que esa sonando una sala de mi negra Celia, ¿sabes cuál es? niño milenial estúpido. Disculpa mi agresividad en la historia vas a entender porque estoy tan agresivo.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Cuban: Tell me, what do you have?
>Cubano: Cuénteme ¿que tiene usted?
Yolsa: Absolutely nothing, I come to tell you that I did it and without stepping on Cuban soil.
>Yolsa: Absolutamente nada, vengo a decirles que lo logré y sin pisar suelo cubano.
Cuban: What are you talking about, Chico.
>Cubano: De que estás hablando Chico.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: I tell you that four days ago I stopped smoking Marijuana after smoking 10 years in a row, I want you to know that I feel super great, the only side effect is that I have four days without sleep.
>Yolsa: Le comento que hace cuatro días deje de fumar Marihuana después de fumar 10 años seguidos, quiero que sepa que me siento super genial, el único efecto secundario es que tengo cuatro días sin dormir.
---
---
---
---
---
---
The Cuban was so upset that he fell backwards with a chair and everything, while he tried to stop adjusting his glasses, he tells me.
>El cubano se alteró tanto que se cayó para atrás con silla y todo, mientras se intentaba parar acomodándose los lentes me dice.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Cuban: Boy, but you're crazy, how are you going to do that?
>Cubano: Chico pero tú estás loco como vas hacer eso.
Yolsa: What is it worth, if I rather feel that I can go to the naza and come back, look at how the veins sprout in my gums.
>Yolsa: Que cosa vale, si más bien siento que puedo ir a la naza y volver, mira como las venas se brotan en mis encías.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Cuban: No boy, all that is wrong, you should continue smoking, the point is that you have to lower the amount little by little.
>Cubano: No muchacho todo eso esta mal, tu deberías seguir fumando, la cuestión es que debes bajar la cantidad poco a poco.
Yolsa: That is okay, that technique apply to those who inject heroin, I applied my grandmother's technique.
>Yolsa: Que es eso vale, esa técnica aplícala a los que se inyectan heroína, yo aplique la técnica de mi abuela.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Cuban: Boy, but you don't understand that you are applying Nazi torture to yourself, at any moment it will give you something.
>Cubano: Chico pero tú no entiendes que te estás aplicando el una tortura nazi, en cualquier momento te va a dar algo.
Yolsa's thought: The Cuban speaks and provokes dancing salsa, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3.
>Pensamiento de Yolsa: El cubano habla y provoca bailar salsa, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Cuban: Boy, what's wrong with you because you're dancing salsa, and it's so bad.
>Cubano: Chico pero que te pasa porque estás bailando salsa, y tan mal.
Yolsa: Oh excuse me I thought I was thinking.
>Yolsa: Ay disculpe pensé que estaba pensando.
Cuban: It can't be, he's already giving it.
>Cubano: No puede ser, ya le está dando.
The Cuban ran out and brought me a ten-foot nurse.
>El Cubano salió corriendo y me trajo una enfermera de tres metros.
Cuban: There he is, please take him to the emergency room, I go to La Cota and I come.
>Cubano: Ahí está, por favor llévalo a emergencia, voy a la Cota y vengo.
---
---
---
[IMG_20210603_132133.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/mundomanaure/EppLB7tZRFEB1hrXXpoE5Jejdq5Fn1t3qHrJjjKDpoSwkCApQQzJgBEmjJSAvLUw8ak.jpg)
---
---
---
The nurse approached me to grab me but I couldn't, my salsa steps were prodigious, I felt Marc Anthony when I was in love with JLo while he sang it was worth it (what was necessary to be with you love, you are a blessing, the hours and life by your side babe, they are there to live it but in your own way, at good time).
>La enfermera se acercó a mí para agarrarme pero no podia, mis pasos de salsa eran prodigiosos, me sentía Marc Anthony cuando estaba enamorado de JLo mientras cantaba valió la pena ( lo que era necesario para estar contigo amor, tú eres una bendición, las horas y la vida a tu lado nena, están para vivirla pero a tu manera, en hora buena).
Yolsa: Tasty!
>Yolsa: ¡Sabroso!
Until the nurse grabbed and slapped me. When I woke up I was in the operating room.
>Hasta que la enfermera agarro y me dio una cachazo. Cuando desperté estaba en el quirófano.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: What is this okay, like no !.
>Yolsa: Que es esto valeee, como que ¡no!.
All the doctors were talking at the same time.
>Todos los doctores hablaban al mismo tiempo.
---
---
---
---
---
---
The doctors: calm boy, everything is going to be fine, the situation is serious but we are going to save you.
>Los doctores: tranquilo muchacho todo va a estar bien, la situación es grave pero te vamos a salvar.
Yolsa: But what have I, just quit smoking.
>Yolsa: Pero que tengo yo, solo deje de fumar.
Doctors: None of that, you have to go back to smoking, and quit little by little.
>Los doctores: Nada de eso, usted tiene que volver a fumar, y dejarla poco a poco.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: That doesn't seem like a toxic relationship, I kill my negative relationships one time, delete from Facebook, delete from WhatsApp, delete from instagram, delete from, oh my god my nail.
>Yolsa: No vale eso parece una relación tóxica, yo mato mis relaciones negativas de una, eliminar del Facebook, eliminar del WhatsApp, eliminar de instagram, eliminar de, ay dios mio mi uña.
Like any patient who does not know that he is going to die in two days, but when they tell him he begins to feel everything.
>Cómo todo paciente que no sabe que se va a morir en dos días, pero cuando le dicen empieza a sentir de todo.
Yolsa: Oh doctors my nail, my nail.
>Yolsa: Ay doctores mi uña, mi uña.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Doctors: Easy boy, just breathe, you have to breathe, we are going to call your ex.
>Doctores: Tranquilo muchacho, solo respira, tiene que respirar, ya te vamos a llamar a tu ex.
Yolsa: No, they are crazy, like that.
>Yolsa: No, están locos, como así.
Doctors: We have you on Facebook, you don't spend your time crying for her well.
>Los doctores: Nosotros te tenemos en Facebook, no te la pasas llorando por ella pues.
Yolsa: What is that, of course.
>Yolsa: Que es eso, claro que.
The Doctors: Call Joanna
>Los doctores: Llama a Joanna.
The 3-meter nurse: Doesn't answer.
>La enfermera de 3 metros: No contesta.
The Doctors: Good call Marce.
Los doctores: Buena llama a Marce.
The 10-foot nurse: She's online.
>La enfermera de tres metros: Está en línea.
Marce: Hi, who am I talking to?
>Marce: Buenas con quién hablo.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: Oh Marce, I'm almost thirty Marce, I'm getting old Marce, the tickets are already behind my ear Marce, that's why I wanted to quit smoking and make a change in life Marce.
>Yolsa: Ay Marce, ya casi llego a los treinta Marce, me estoy poniendo viejo Marce, ya las entradas están detrás de mi oreja Marce, por eso quería dejar de fumar y hacer un cambio en vida Marce.
Marce: I hate you, I hate you and your entire career, I'm envious of you.
>Marce: Te odio, te odio a ti y a toda tu carrera, te tengo envidia.
Yolsa: Oh doctor my heart!
>Yolsa: ¡Ay doctor mi corazón!
Doctors: Boy, what did you do to that woman who hates you so much.
>Los doctores: Muchacho pero que le hiciste tu a esa mujer que te odia tanto.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: Oh doctor, what a pain, I don't know, my relationships are perfect until my birthday arrives, I disappear, I go to Greece, Italy, Egypt, to Los Totumos, French Port, Naiguata, I don't know doctor on my birthday I like to be alone, you know, "my body my temple".
>Yolsa: Ay doctor, que dolor, no lo sé, mis relaciones son perfectas hasta que llega el día de mi cumpleaños, me desaparezco, me voy que si a Grecia, Italia, Egipto, a Los Totumos, Puerto Francés, Naiguata, no se doctor en mi cumple me gusta estar solo, usted sabe, "mi cuerpo mi templo".
The only doctor who speaks alone enters the door. The Cuban arrived next to the Coqui.
>Entra por la puerta el único doctor que habla solo. El cubano llegó junto al Coqui.
Yolsa: Chamo tu eres Coqui.
>Yolsa: Chamo, you are Coqui.
El Coqui: That what wa Manaoooo, is all taken.
>El Coqui: Que lo que wa Manaoooo, está todo tomao.
Yolsa: Coqui, before I die, sign an autograph for me.
>Yolsa: Coqui antes que me muera firmame un autógrafo.
El Coqui: Fire, I'm going to sign it for you at the Roling.
>El Coqui: Fuego, te lo voy a firmar en el Roling.
With tears in the eyes.
>Con lágrimas en los ojos.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: If it goes, put on the side of the Coqui, and you put him down, you never could with me Diosda, no, better not, place, you will never be able to with me because you have the curse of Alexander the Great, the friends themselves killed Cha. No, better not, place, we all have family members so we know that none of them was a good student. No, better place, I'm such a scum that I know you guys killed Rober. No, better place I miss you Joanna. It is not worth that this is I am delirious.
>Yolsa: Si va, pon de parte del Coqui, y abajo le pones, nunca pudiste conmigo Diosda, no, mejor no, coloca, jamás podrán conmigo porque ustedes tienen la maldición de Alejandro Magno, los propios amigos mataron a Cha. No, mejor no, coloca, todos tenemos familiares pacos por eso sabemos que ninguno era un buen estudian. No, mejor coloca, soy tan lacra que se que ustedes mataron a Rober. No, mejor coloca te extraño Joanna. No vale que es esto estoy delirando.
---
---
---
---
---
---
EL Cubano: I'm sorry Coqui, I have to close the door, I also have it on Facebook and for him to say that it is because he is already half-footed in the afterlife.
>EL Cubano: Lo siento Coqui, tengo que cerrar la puerta, yo también lo tengo en Facebook y para que diga eso es por ya está con medía pata en el más allá.
El Coqui: Save that guy, I want him in my army.
>El Coqui: Salvalo ese chamo lo quiero en mi ejército.
The Cuban took out a pound of red dot marijuana.
>El Cubano saco una libra Marihuana punto rojo.
Yolsa: What! That is a relic, Coqui you are the best, if you are a rat you never sell this, you are clear that the cripy is shit.
>Yolsa: ¡Que! Eso es una reliquia, Coqui eres el mejor, si eres rata nunca vendes esto, estás claro que el cripy es una mierda.
---
---
---
---
---
---
The Cuban: Hey, you can calm down, I have to prepare this.
>El cubano: Oye, te puedes calmar, tengo que preparar esto.
Yolsa: But how difficult is it to put together a Cuban joint.
>Yolsa: Pero que tan difícil es armar un porro cubano.
The Cuban took out a blunt, put the Marijuana on it, and began to put onion, coriander, parsley, paprika, ajó.
>El Cubano saco un blunt le coloco la Marihuana, y empezó a colocarle cebolla, cilantro, perejil, pimentón, ajó.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: What is this worth.
>Yolsa: Que es esto vale.
El Cubano: One day I escaped to Colombia and found another type⁶ of nurse.
>El Cubano: Un día me escape para Colombia y encontré otro tipo de enfermeros.
Yolsa: Like this?
>Yolsa: ¿Como así?
---
---
---
El Cubano: There was a rumba with only underage Venezuelans and suddenly one of the guys who were in the rumba fell pale from overdose, I pretended to be crazy because I was in my free time, so they called a nurse who I prepare a cocktail of a lot of drugs, he injected it and the boy revived.
>El Cubano: Estaba una rumba con puras venezolanas menores de edad y de pronto uno de los chamos que estaban en la rumba cayó en pálida por sobre dosis, yo me hice el loco porque estaba en mi tiempo libre, así que llamaron a un enfermero que preparo un cóctel de un montón de drogas se lo inyectó y el chamo revivió. De
Yolsa: What is this okay, I don't want him to inject me with anything.
>Yolsa: Que es esto vale, yo no quiero que me inyecte nada.
El Cubano: Don't worry, you're only going to smoke here.
>El Cubano: Tranquilo que aquí solo vas a fumar.
---
---
---
---
---
---
The Cuban walks over and puts the joint in my mouth, he lights it and I take two out of it, at which point I begin to feel a cold that comes down from my head to the floor and juazz; suddenly I find myself in the living room of me house running in circles and my sister with a cold water slide that empties in me.
>El Cubano se acera y me coloca el porro en la boca, lo prende y le saco dos, en eso empiezo a sentir un frío que baja de la cabeza al piso y juazz; de pronto me encuentro en la sala de mí
casa corriendo en círculos y mi hermana con un tobo de agua fría que vacío en mí.
Caribay: If you are ugly, what are you doing?
>Caribay: Tu si eres feo vale, que estás haciendo.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Yolsa: I couldn't sleep due to abstinence and I started jogging to see if I exhausted my body until I was tired, but from what I see I fell asleep jogging.
>Yolsa: No podía dormir por la abstinencia y me puse a trotar para ver si agotaba el cuerpo hasta cansarlo, pero, por lo que veo me quedé dormido trotando.
---
---
---
---
---
---
Caribay: I told you that you cannot leave that one, you have to reduce the amount little by little, take I prepare a jar of lemon balm, with this you will sleep and you will urinate on the bed, hahahaha.
>Caribay: Yo te dije a ti que no puedes dejar eso de una, tienes que reducir la cantidad poco a poco, toma te prepare una jarra de toronjil, con esto vas a dormir y te vas a orinar en la cama, jajajaja.
Fin.
</div>
---
---
---
---
---
---
hiveblocks