How to get out of debt in 3 easy steps 💸 by mynameisbrian

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funny · @mynameisbrian · Dec 31 '16 (edited)

$5.94

How to get out of debt in 3 easy steps 💸

<center>
<h1><strong>STEP 1</strong></h1>
<h2>Do what you gotta do, just make sure you...</h2>
</center>

<center>
<img src="http://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/12/30/kanye16ddef.jpg" />
<sub>Get paid</sub>
</center>

<br /><br /><br />

<center>
<h1><strong>STEP 2</strong></h1>
<h2>Don't ask Mark Zuckerberg for a loan, just...</h2>
</center>

<center>
<img src="http://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/12/30/kanye28c063.jpg" />
<sub>Buy Bitcoin</sub>
</center>


<br /><br /><br />

<center>
<h1><strong>STEP 3</strong></h1>
<h2>Don't wait for Bitcoin to moon, just...</h2>
</center>

<center>
<img src="http://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/12/30/kanye3e6c6b.jpg" />
<sub>***Buy Steem and reap profits!***</sub>
</center>

<br /><br /><br />

<center>
<h2>Congratulations you are now rich!</h2>
</center>

<hr />

<center>
<sub>**Alternate Title:** *How to make your broke a$$ even more broke in 3 easy steps*</sub>
</center>

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@carrinm · Dec 31 '16

Make it a 4 step program

4. Use your spare time to write and curate to earn more Steem

👍 rmach

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@codydeeds · Dec 31 '16

Upvote for the thumbnail

👍 mynameisbrian

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@hexdek16 · Dec 31 '16

Gave you an upvote& resteem for your simple 1-2-3 Plan.  (Sometimes it is just that *easy* - we tend to complicate things!)

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@mynameisbrian · Dec 31 '16

Thanks! 
I was just reviewing your profile before I received a notification of this comment. 
Followed.

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@keithwillshine · Dec 31 '16

Very nice pictures. I like the method It is simple to understand. But how does just buying Steem make you rich?

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@nigelmarkdias · Dec 31 '16

I wish @mynameisbrian :)
"Alternate Title: How to make your broke a$$ even more broke in 3 easy steps"
http://i.makeagif.com/media/2-25-2016/3x5rPZ.gif
# You may also want to consider  [gold: sound, honest money.](https://goo.gl/gx5y5N)
## [Gold will not make you rich but, will protect you from the #currency debts that makes you poor.](https://medium.com/gold-is-money/gold-did-not-make-anyone-rich-today-the-currencies-built-on-debt-and-false-promises-unproven-and-186af8ef690c#.2mj8qx6qr)
### [Start here.](https://goo.gl/zRlD8h)

👍 nigelmarkdias

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@onlyvoluntary · Dec 31 '16

haha this is great

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@rossenpavlov · Dec 31 '16

Or just run for president

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@smysullivan · Dec 31 '16

Love your 3 steep program. I wonder how many fail to follow all 3 steps.

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@mynameisbrian · Dec 31 '16

The 3rd step is the most important ;)

👍 mallorcaman, smysullivan

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@smysullivan · Dec 31 '16

That I would agree with!

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