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Welcome to the dark side. by nelson-george

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Welcome to the dark side.
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It pleases me to know dark comedy is allowed, we know how upset people get when it comes to dark comedy because they think it's too offensive but dark comedy is just like good food, not everybody gets it.

I got into trouble in school a lot because of some of the jokes I made. To be very honest, now that I think about it, maybe my school classmates and teacher didn't have a sense of humor, there was nothing wrong with telling my classmate in a wheel chair he'd be good at stand up comedy, I mean, the boy had talent.

Kevin reported me to the teacher who then reported me too the principal. I never really did like Kevin, that mean piece of sh*t but even people you don't like have the capacity to put a smile on your face, especially when you push them down the stairs.

I didn't push Kevin down the stairs, he slipped or at least that's what the principal believed plus I'm not that evil, I'm very sensitive about people's feelings, not everybody is like me though, some people are very insensitive. ***"One man's trash is another man's treasure"*** is no way to tell a seven year old they are adopted.

But seriously, I don't understand why some people don't like dark jokes. I have people come up to me to tell me I'm a psycho just because I love dark jokes and I tell them "I'm a guy, my skin is dark so naturally, my jokes would come in that shade".

My sister doesn't like my jokes too but I think she's just jealous because my parents raised me as an only child. She complains about my jokes but if I'm being honest, she's the dark one, not me.

Which reminds me, I have some of her toys for sale. They might move on their own sometimes but James 4 verse 7 usually calms them down. First three people to buy will get a discount from me. I even throw in one for free, she won't mind.


I hear a lot of orphan jokes out there. You think it's funny to make fun of children just because they have no parents?? Absolutely!! I love orphan jokes and the best part is people continue to create more and more everyday 😏. Their jokes are like that of people children with heart disease, it never gets old.

Dark comedy isn't supposed to be offensive but everybody isn't the same, ones man's meat is always going to be another man's poison although I don't see why we're poisoning anybody in the first place.

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Before I leave, I want to drop some did you knows?

***Did you know??***

1. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

1. If you jump from the top of mount everest, it only takes one minute to reach heaven.

1. The fastest way to a man's heart isn't his stomach, it's his ribcage

1. You could have the body of a teenager, all you need are some plastic bags, duck tape and a freezer that works.

1. People with COVID-19 have no taste

1. When donating kidneys, try not to do 5 at the same time, someone might call the cops.

Let's leave those fun facts at five until next time. Before I go, let me leave you with this, if you ever think you're useless, always remember you can be used as a bad example.

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Thank you for taking your time to read, I hope you enjoyed it.

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@chincoculbert ·
Funny enough, there were six facts listed and one wasn't just noticed at all...that's how unlucky people get.  ...truth be told...I don't get dark jokes at all, obviously because I'm not dark... but I see what you did there...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@merit.ahama ·
> there was nothing wrong with telling my classmate in a wheel chair he'd be good at stand up comedy, I mean, the boy had talent

Oh no! I hate dark comedy already πŸ˜‚ this was so cruel @nelson-george I can't even imagine how he felt.

> They might move on their own sometimes but James 4 verse 7 usually calms them down

I don't want to think that any one would buy such toys, free things have side effects... Toys moving is too much of an effect.

The number 6 and last fact though πŸ₯² you're cruel! That is my conclusion. 
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@royalevidence ·
"there was nothing wrong with telling my classmate in a wheel chair he'd be good at stand up comedy, I mean, the boy had talent." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I now understand that they have every reason to be angry with you 
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@zeraton ·
Ha! How perfectly quaint! I was just about to  get started writing a post about dark comedy myself, and suddenly BOOM!... Your post popped up!

# Let's goooo!!!!

>in a wheel chair he'd be good at stand up comedy..

And thus, the dark chaos beginith😌

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>I'm a guy, my skin is dark so naturally, my jokes would come in that shade".

Oh Holy shit!πŸ˜‚

>You could have the body of a teenager, all you need are some plastic bags, duck tape and a freezer that works.

Ok damn... That's pretty freaking dark! It's the best one imo ^_^

>if you ever think you're useless, always remember you can be used as a bad example.

Lol, this reminds me of this age old one: ***if you ever feel ugly, just know that mosquitoes would always be attracted to you - hehe :)***

Aiity man, this was a hoot! Thanks for the laugh!
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