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A Round of Random Jokes #4

![oh-my-wait-what.gif](https://images.hive.blog/DQmPRZCGHNjp1BxBdxthsn4CtCjonGJd6RTowPxuYgiAerc/oh-my-wait-what.gif)

Tenor!

Since I run a humour blog amongst other things (deep thoughts and sex talk), it's safe to say that I make a lot of jokes or at least try to (take a moment to admire the humility in my "or at least try to", what a guy!). I post most of these jokes on hive while this 'A Round of' series are just compilations of short jokes I've posted outside of hive. Enjoy 🌚. 

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## <center><div class="phishy">1</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326534526.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmYutEr6EyqexUGZDFY7eFtoGXk47c73DdMkuR3oFgUBZq/photostudio_1670326534526.png)


## <center><div class="phishy">2</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326499053.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmSzKdcvsUUzBk2gTcDCPPL8KAc8U6Z3TTu3KrgR8aicwq/photostudio_1670326499053.png)


## <center><div class="phishy">3</div></center>

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## <center><div class="phishy">4</div></center>

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## <center><div class="phishy">5</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326471996.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmYSJiuRSG8ztwp9pxdsLJTmVcYhJqUNrSFDPQSjWsp1VX/photostudio_1670326471996.png)

## <center><div class="phishy">6</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326740845.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmdf1wCjbZmbLWyTEtnKbdvBU4SW9XVJS3jcSs1PV5my1G/photostudio_1670326740845.png)


## <center><div class="phishy">7</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326677874.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmWj4bnoWfq1tz6XfoNBNDcmiSsdbhx1oUyGZDcRTfiVnZ/photostudio_1670326677874.png)

## <center><div class="phishy">8</div></center>


![photostudio_1670326709623.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmdcSbHrFHNoGxGBEqkSxfk4A8wMunY3QCd2V7TkFwVzAv/photostudio_1670326709623.png)

## <center><div class="phishy">9</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326633450.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmYnsTzzL79BQf7vLa19YdWQWXMdUQqsUoDsGvkSLTiAyB/photostudio_1670326633450.png)

## <center><div class="phishy">10</div></center>

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## <center><div class="phishy">11</div></center>

![photostudio_1670326598265.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmeWdcRjKmFJ6DYPprpdAGMmqfk8GCyTMFXDVpYLDfpz3C/photostudio_1670326598265.png)


## <center><div class="phishy">12</div></center>

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## <center><div class="phishy">13</div></center>

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