<center>*@nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist/Inventor Himself here.*</center>     <center><sub>*Today I'm reporting **live** from the pasture to demonstrate this major technological breakthrough!*</sub></center>

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# <center>I Can Explain!</center>

I think the image is self explanatory, but I'll explain a few details of the process in case you're confused.

### First, We'll Need a Cow

I decided to go with  the *trippiest* looking cow I could find.  Her name is Betty.  *Hi Betty!*

Like any other cow, Betty gets hungry.  Today, rather than throwing it in the garbage like most idiots, we've used *city people lawn clippings.*  I've never understood why so many city folk waste perfectly fine cow food, but that's a story for another day.  You can see the chute on the right of the apparatus.  That is where you place the food.  It slides down towards Betty's mouth and makes her excited.

### Betty Likes to be Free Range

I've placed a treadmill on the floor of the apparatus to give Betty the feeling of freedom.  Depending on how tender you want Betty to be or how much power you need, the incline can be adjusted.

That's right!  Betty walking along while eating the luscious *city people lawn clippings* is what powers the blockchain!  I've also added solar panels on top for good measure.  This also provides Betty the shade she deserves.

### You Mentioned Something About Vegans?

Yes I did, thanks for noticing.  You see that pile of cow dung on the ground behind Betty?

### That's Vegan Food!

Now, before you go crazy, I'm not telling the vegans to eat poop.  Everyone who grows vegetables knows how important it is to keep your soil healthy.  Manure, which is a combination of wheat or barley straw and dung is one of the best fertilizers known to humanity and is 100% organic!  It'll help you grow the best damn carrots you ever ate!

## Conclusion

When Betty is done her workout and feast, she's free to roam around the pasture again like most cows do.  That's why I didn't include chains or harnesses.

Basically, everything here combined *will* save the world and make everyone happy for a change!

# <center>Hooray!</center>

<center>![linebreak1](http://i.imgur.com/RhgHUmy.jpg)</center><center>**Credits:**</center><center><sub> **All images seen here were produced digitally, by me.**</sub></center>  <center>![](http://i.imgur.com/xDkoVls.jpg)</center><center><sub>***"Cows are awesome!"***</sub></center>  <center><sub>WhonamezuhStudio@gmail.com</sub></center>   

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