Hi hi Jim, thanks for sharing this shit with us, thanks for the entertainment, good shit, please do continue to shit on our feeds, and hopefully make a shit ton of smelly shitty money while you're sitting on the John, or the Jim, or in front of the gym, or at the mall, where everybody knows your name.

If it's all the same shit to you, share or support my super shit too, Cause sometimes an artist gotta eat too, otherwise he stops shitting and dies. Maybe then his work
Will really be worth some shit, and people will give a shit, about something and someone they used to think was shit. Prrrrrrrttttt

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I was hoping to see a very long post as usual from you but this was short and damn funny

The video at the beginning just cracked me up till an extent I couldn't concentrate to read the rest of the posts, and the dip diagram is another funny aspect

Please pass the vodka😂😂

Tbh, I've never seen better graphs that this ones... I'm gonna trust you on this one and follow your predictions.
Also, have you tried shitting on the floor? I mean, I knoe you're feeding the plants this way but this way is more productive.

Well, Hi Jim..you may be onto something here..I've also heard a lot of nonstop babble about some famous dude that liked to jizz in plants. Clearly, this means there is a whole untapped community of people who are into these things called plants. Some just think they're the shit, others  are just in love with them..maybe it's time to bring these together and start a dating site for plant lovers.  Haven't yet come up with a good enough name yet, but I feel like we're onto something here..good work in showing everyone at the mall that you're sick of hiding and it's time for people to accept you for who you are

As you are probably already aware..your request to be a trendy fellow today has been granted in the funny category. 8th from the top maybe that's all i need to do to boost my trendiness. I feel like i could trend just as well as Hi Jim started the trend of making plants the shit. Those who have trended before me prepare to be shat on in the name of Hi Jim the trendy.

Hahaha.  Great one.  Now follow me back XD

Hi, hi Jim. 

Those bastards don’t have a time traveling cat in their comment sections now do they? I thought not. Best they got is some city slicker that was bread in a mill that is going have all short of expenses later down the road.

SHIT I think he is a mind reader. He knows about my weakness—the vodka.
 
Those are some sexy data sets and very historical. I use to be able to do such dirty things in such numbers. 

Oh god, he really is a mind reader he knows about the Japanese candlesticks. I just hope he does not find out about the morning star or hammer. The therapist I meet in a dark allay said that was just between the two of us. 


Dang it hi, hi Jim I lost 4.5 Time Machines on your bad financial advance! Those where not green tea leaves you handed me to read my fortunate from; why, it was leaves covered in shit!!!!!!!


Thanks as always for the good laugh! :)

Ah yes!   You better grab up one of those daughters while they are still hot.   Make sure they do not go the ponzi way that Bitconnect did. You may get more than you ball ripped off.  Pass the Vodka I could use a drink.

Except this post is entirely too long to be real advice. The real advice is no more than a short paragraph or two. That's how we can know that it's really advice. Otherwise, it's just someone trying to rationalize an argument - blah, blah, candle, head and shoulder, blah, blah. The bottom line is all I have time for -- just tell me to buy more! more! And you will probably be able to use that graph again, if you just change the dates and axes. Here's to the wonders of chart-analysis! With the emotional cries of doom or missed opportunity built right in!

I tried reading some candles that were in the closet at the back of the house but they don't say much.

I can bet that not many people actually noticed that he was taking a dump, xd.

But, when it's urgent, you don't have anything, but to do something like that.

I remember when my brother and I were on playground, and he had a terrible  stomach-ache.

And on the way home, he ..... Let's just say that he couldn't hold it anymore and he did it in his pants, lol.

He was like 8 years, but we still make fun of my because of that.

Your market assessment skills are acute today. Or do I mean cute?

I have to say, Hi Jim, I know that you've said it's not investment advice, but I really think your TA is on point here.  We can clearly see that the Y2F ratio is at an all-time low today, which is an indicator of weak hands exiting the market. This makes more room for strong hands as well as other underrepresented extremities of various dispositions (e.g. cold feet, hard heads, and limp dicks).

This is good for crypto. I predict a 73% retracement of DP indicators and a reverse cowgirl fibonacci pennant. This will conclude with an erect DIQ micropattern which will definitely burst at some point leaving everyone needing a cigarette. I suggest premature market evacuation followed by a "round two" re-entry strategy.

Don't mess it up now! Remember to organically build a legion of definitely human followers who will all go around claiming you're the Messiah! We're all counting on you!

@nonameslefttouse, smile.....lol.  those candles are hard to read but they are definitely candles and that's all that matters......yeah , thats so funny, true talk.  ....

HiJim! Eh, eh!

Those are some pretty good candles. All I right in thinking that the Fibonacci retracement implies a strong dink up?

First issue is out of my way “I don’t have a daughter”

Second: welcome back!

👀: You don't even have a choice. See, you are born with this humor instinct that you can't just turn off and on like some radio. You always have to be in the middle of the action 'cause you are the humorist. And without some challenge, without some damn war to humor, then the humorist might as well be dead

💀:If he dies, he dies.”

Conclusion:
Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life.
Resteemed!

Theres some kind of undeniable thirst for upvotes in this community!

Glad you purged and can have some fun again!

What the heck! Why aren't you getting more votes? You're obviously a better analyst than 99.9 of the so called analyst here-atleast you can make us laugh. And why is that guy shitting on the plant? Is that the latest trend nowadays? Should we do that too? No, maybe not. Thanks for the laugh, unfortunately I have no daughter to offer so make do with a resteem.

It’s great to have you back!
Where did you get this video?
He was acting like no one realized that he was taking #2. 
Resteemed!

I'm about to have a good meal, so I'll wait for a better moment to check out this gentleman and what he is about to do to a poor plant :(
So Now is a good time to buy? Probably yes. I have 10$, nice, I will double up!

Oh Man your sense of humor will take my life one day :D :D :D That Video Hahahahahaha RIP Plants :D :D :P 

Yes hell true its time to buy something :D :P if you can't afford any thing then at-least drink some water and look into the sky you will feel better :P

By the way Hiiiii JIM :D :D 
This happened so many times with me too and once i decided to change my from Salman Bukhari to (Hello Salman Hello Bukhari :P ) 

Thanks for this master Piece of writing, Keep spreading the Love and Laughter ;)

Stay Blessed, Steem On!