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Some Modern Art: Learn How to Mix a Drink by nonameslefttouse

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Some Modern Art: Learn How to Mix a Drink
<center>*@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here again.*</center>  <center>*It's time for a quick modern art post!*</center> 

## <center>![Shitty Drink.jpeg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmccqkKG5mGdUUxsxd3T98wtozLxFbdW16vpmsXqrKMZTP/Shitty%20Drink.jpeg)</center><center>*Shitty Drink*</center>

To be honest, I don't even know if that's modern art or not.  I just hate it when *they* don't know how to mix a drink properly.  Plus, I produced the image today, so that makes it modern enough for me.

It's always the one staring at their phone for the entire shift who can't seem to mix a drink.  

Standing there laughing at cat videos for three hours, and it didn't occur to you that simply Googling *how to mix drinks* would have saved the day?  Try not to get run over by your own car on the way home tonight.

I hope you get fired.

Your friend,
Me.

P.S.  The salad and ribs were delicious... because you didn't make them.

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@businesswri · 
I'm liking this modern art
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@dreemit · 
Hmmm, I'm guessing you were going for "This was a shitty drink" LOL.  
Although I do entirely agree with you, it makes a big difference when they don't properly mix drinks. Have you ever had an improperly mixed Bloody Mary?  Try having a last mouthful of pure horseradish...in fact the white spots in your art reminded me of that :)
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@jznsamuel ·
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Sounds like you enjoyed your drink :D

> I produced the image today, so that makes it modern enough for me.

A modern way to define modern art ?
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@nonameslefttouse · 
> A modern way to define modern art ?

Seems to be effective.  I think I'll run with it.
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@playfulfoodie ·
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It looks like poop :-(
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@nonameslefttouse · 
Good!  I was hoping so!  That's such a relief!
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@rynow · 
Were you trying to get the creativity to come back, with that drink? Well at least you did the post on the drink, it helped for something!
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@trevorlyman ·
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Lulz!  Now please put this review on their Yelp page! :D
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@nonameslefttouse · 
It's tempting!
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@marxrab ·
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You should have taken a picture of the drink then posted a side by side comparison of your art with the review to get the message across.
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