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This Man Has Finally Discovered How to Learn a New Language for Free
<center><sub>*This Man was feeling a tad bit bored the other day and thought it was time to stir things up.*</sub></center>    <center>*This Man decided to sit down, think, and have a coffee.*</center>

<center>![This Man.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmd6DSpZRe5CSBpYCF5jkAzwUGdY4KLU1gNQPQX23k6Jr8/This%20Man.JPG)</center>

# <center>Sounds Normal Enough, Right?</center>

It wasn't though.  This Man noticed something almost instantly.  Two hot chicks were not speaking English!  That fact alone does not bother This Man, but This Man had a feeling they were talking about This Man the entire time.

### That Drove This Man Crazy!

So many questions ran through This Man's mind.  What were they saying?  Was it good?  Were they laughing *at* This Man or *with* This Man?  Were they talking about This Man's shoes or This Man's penis?  Just what is going on here!

This Man finished up the coffee in record time and headed back home.  It was time to learn something new.

Even though This Man took French class in school, that didn't seem to matter.  This Man sometimes forgets how to tie shoes.  Nevermind remembering anything beyond *bonjour!*

### It Was Time to Google

*'Learn language free'.*  Makes enough sense for Google to understand.  This Man skimmed a few pages and stumbled across this little gem.

<center>[![Screenshot (128).png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmS9fVzEL8gwyko5kShVpQZ9uBnbXLFR4fUV6tpee8dvUu/Screenshot%20(128).png)](https://www.duolingo.com/)</center><center><sup>(Image linked to source)</sup></center>

## So Many Different Languages to Learn!

So very easy as well.  It honestly feels like playing a video game.  This Man approves!

This Man, after only a few hours of learning time, still can't speak or understand majority of these fancy new languages, but things are coming along nicely.

### Have a Look at How Many Ways This Man Can Say Common Greetings

- **Spanish:**  Hola. El queso es viejo y mohoso.
- **French:**  Bonjour. Je suce encore la tête de ma mère.
- **Italian:**  Ciao. Il mio pene si riduce ogni giorno.
- **German:**  Hallo. Möchten Sie Kokain kaufen?
- **Russian:**  Zdravstvuyte. YA zlilsya na tvoyu vodku.
-  **Japanese:**  Kon'nichiwa. Watashi wa bakana bakadesu.

## Conclusion

So as you can clearly see, This Man is ready to take on the world!  Learning those lines only took a few hours.  Just imagine where a few days will lead!  

Soon, This Man will be able to travel the globe fully confident and no longer feeling insecure about what those hot chicks might be saying.  Until then, This Man will continue down this road of knowledge.  This Man suggests you do the same!

# <center>Penikseni sanoo hyvästit!</center>

<center>![This Man - Approved.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQfiYcwcXjkNeJ3ucvB1ZrJGHxDc34nYSwHi6X5FtkuFf/This%20Man%20-%20Approved.JPG)</center>

<center>![linebreak1](http://i.imgur.com/RhgHUmy.jpg)</center><center>**Credits:**</center><center><sub> **All images seen here were produced digitally, by me.**</sub></center>  <center>![](http://i.imgur.com/xDkoVls.jpg)</center><center><sub>***"This Man is awesome!"***</sub></center>  <center><sub>WhonamezuhStudio@gmail.com</sub></center>   

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@doitvoluntarily ·
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i want to learn them all! lol 
great resource
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**Of course This Man can only agree, but This Man has a strange feeling about this article.  It's as if something fishy is going on, but nobody will say anything to This Man about it.**
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@dreemit · 
If your penis is being referred to in the spanish comment, then I say adios with my nose scrunched up.  (<sub> You still suck your mother's...head? *See what my nose is doing about moldy cheese. )
mi dispiace così tanto per te
I unfortunately have no Yayo connections
YA? Moya vodka zlilas' na tebya!
How dare you say that about This Man!
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**This Man is becoming more and more confused as the hours pass.  Nothing seems to make sense and This Man is having constant flashbacks of the coffee shop experience.  You know what they say though.  *"Quando la banana d'acqua dice che è tempo di ballare, assicuratevi di indossare i tuoi stivali migliori.*"**
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@dreemit · (edited)
¡Mis botas de cocodrilo se arruinaron en tu puta de agua de orina de plátano!

EDIT: <sub> when I reverse translated that didn't say exactly what I told it to...it was supposed to end in 'bitch!' lol </sub>
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@kiwideb · 
Was the coffee shop in Amsterdam?
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@jacobtothe ·
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This Librarian suggests checking to see whether your local library offers free access to Rosetta Stone or similar language courses to its members.
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**This Man stopped getting Rosetta stoned years ago, but sees your point.**
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This Man is correct that there is something fishy going on. It must be an Illuminati plot to get Canadians massacred, or at least beaten up, or at the very least ridiculed, when they travel overseas.

I have to say right up front that I've never heard of anyone sucking their mother's head, let alone still doing it, but maybe some other countries have different customs.

And maybe it's true that your penis will be reduced every day if you travel overseas. But again news to me. 

And maybe This Man forgets how to tie his shoes sometimes but I highly doubt that he's a stupid fool who wants to buy cocaine and is angry with his vodka. Though it could be true that the cheese is old and moldy.

No, I've just realised that I'm wrong. It's not an Illuminati plot. It's That Guy messing with This Man's head again. Does he never give up? Does he not realise This Man has friends who will tell him the truth?

This Flightless Bird would just like to recommend This Man meets Mr Google. Though possibly Mr Google is the one lying...
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**Even after all of this, This Man thinks many won't have any clue about what truly went on today.  It's like something was lost in translation.  This Man would like to thank you for taking the time to *thoroughly* enjoy this.**
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@kiwideb ·
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I think This Man is right about that. But I have learnt that This Man has hidden depths and things are not always what they seem ;-)
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@lordvader ·
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Excellent. I may be in the market for a translator if that idiot Dennis can't fix my communicator.
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**This Man always wanted to go to the moon and shall consider this offer.  As they say in Italian, *"La galassia così lontana da Dennis rende la migliore pizza per il mio pelo nudo di castoro.*"**
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@marxrab ·
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I took 5 years of Spanish classes in high school/college...still can't speak Spanish conversationally. I do offer you this advice. 

*Hay una venta de queso en el supermercado. No coma queso mohoso. Te enfermará.* https://lifehacker.com/5877588/when-you-should-and-shouldnt-eat-moldy-cheese
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**This Man would like to thank you for potentially saving This Man.  More people need to know about the dangers of cheese.  You know what they say.  *"Cuando el queso podrido flota su barco, asegúrese de recoger el tocino,"* and This Man believes that to be true.**
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@marxrab · 
One more bit of advice. *Si su piel es verde, no ruede sobre la hierba después de que se corte. Además, recuerde usar protector solar. Que tengas un buen día.*
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@merej99 ·
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Oh my goodness. If This Man continues to have that reduced penis issue This Man may soon need to call himself The WHOA!Man Formerly Known as This Man. I'm sure @nonameslefttouse could come up with a symbol for the next cover art.
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**Hmmm.  It appears as if This Man has made a critical error.  Pardon This Man, still learning.  What This Man meant to say was, *"L'estensione del pene è scesa mentre è in autobus al luogo felice con le signore danzanti."*  This Man is not sure why you people keep mentioning penises.**
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@kiwideb · 
I'm sure This Man's penis is more than up to the job of keeping a bus full of dancing ladies happy. Or something.
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@ogoowinner · (edited)
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Wow! Can this man please teach me French?
I have a nice post I'll love this man to interpret in French and Chinese. 
Funny way to put up a nice post @nonameslefttouse. Followed.
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@nonameslefttouse · 
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**This Man thanks you for all of that and will now say, "Learning french was the best thing I ever did."**
*"Apprendre le français est comme une drogue dure. Bientôt, je vais vendre mon cul pour obtenir plus."*
**Something like that.  This Man is still learning.**
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@kiwideb · (edited)
Snort (of laughter). Better than the cocaine?
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@ogoowinner · 
This Man you are welcome.
Please can This Man translate these blog? I think it will be useful to so many who don't understand English.
 https://steemit.com/steemit/@ogoowinner/what-would-happen-to-your-steem-bitcoin-and-alts-if-you-died-today.
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@ryivhnn ·
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This chocolate vacuum highly recommends Memrise.  Might go back and check out Duolingo sometime though, last time (so many moons ago) there were not so many languages :)
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@nonameslefttouse · 
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**This Man was impressed with the selection of languages to learn now at This Man's finger tips.  As they say in German, "Ich kann mein Toilettenpapier nicht finden."  Have a good day!**
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@kiwideb · 
That could be a serious problem. Shall I send you some?
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@sandstorm ·
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This Man seems to have a contingency plan for all future unknown social situations. This Man is awesome indeed. I hope this message gets approved by This Man!
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@nonameslefttouse · 
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**This Man will now thank you for mentioning that one awesome fact.  As they say in Spanish, *"Perdí la colección de ropa interior femenina de los años noventa.*"**
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@kiwideb · 
Maybe they are with Sarah.
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@sandstorm · 
This comment approves the comment of the message being approved by This Man.
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