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#26 Daily Jokes from @palui by palui

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#26 Daily Jokes from @palui
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### Search for a wife based on computer character

Joni, a computer expert, believes the ideal woman to become a wife must meet the Criteria: COMPATIBLE, UPGRADABLE, MULTI-TASKING, USER-FRIENDLY and have an interesting INTERFACE as well as ERGONOMIC.

Joni is less supportive of interfaith marriages, according to her Religion is basically an OPERATING SYSTEM where the teachings set in it are NATIVE APPLICATION that is more fitting for a certain kind of OS.

Joni's single period ended after she met with Vienna, the girl whom she considered fulfilled the criteria set. But unfortunately, their marriage did not live long after Joni knew Vienna has a special character that can not be eliminated, namely: MULTI-USER
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#### More Daily Jokes from @palui:
[Joke 01](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/daily-jokes-from-palui-a1be0e1f89231) | [Joke 02](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/daily-jokes-from-palui-b52a74c5ea693) | [Joke 03](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/3-daily-jokes-from-palui-80b1963887446) | [Joke 04](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/4-daily-jokes-from-palui-70d3163fa12cb) | [Joke 05](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/5-daily-jokes-from-palui-031780a5b0ee2) | [Joke 06](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/6-daily-jokes-from-palui-019e8e936cd95) | [Joke 07](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/daily-jokes-from-palui-a75c080113b0b) | [Joke 08](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/7-daily-jokes-from-palui-2ecd385b7178) | [Joke 09](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/9-daily-jokes-from-palui-56643de6450a9) | [Joke 10](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/10-daily-jokes-from-palui-f89ae261c491c) | [Joke 11](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/11-daily-jokes-from-palui-8e3a4bb4d6602) | [Joke 12](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/12-daily-jokes-from-palui-1d857f2f293fb) | [Joke 13](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/13-daily-jokes-from-palui-352ccdc7bce8b) | [Joke 14](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/14-daily-jokes-from-palui-ee47d118e7f04) | [Joke 15](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/15-daily-jokes-from-palui-596814003600f) | [Joke 16](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/16-daily-jokes-from-palui-6de90a7b8a50e) | [Joke 17](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/17-daily-jokes-from-palui-86194282a4fda) | [Joke 18](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/18-daily-jokes-from-palui-03461cdef110f) | [Joke 19](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/19-daily-jokes-from-palui-c240c4b309621) | [Joke 20](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/20-daily-jokes-from-palui-24d9eeb5b523d) | [Joke 21](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/21-daily-jokes-from-palui-2a30911c995e9) | [Joke 22](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/22-daily-jokes-from-palui-633ce1b4ad2ef) | [Joke 23](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/23-daily-jokes-from-palui-fdc96487d1dd) | [Joke 24](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/24-daily-jokes-from-palui-9d35ed1bf30fb) | [Joke 25](https://steemit.com/jokes/@palui/25-daily-jokes-from-palui-1540f1fc6c1fd)

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### @palui
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