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In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel (2024-04-19T17:02:06.729Z)
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz (2024-04-19T17:01:27.001Z)
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis (2024-04-19T17:01:20.866Z)
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I’m very font of you because you are just my type (2024-04-19T17:01:00.217Z)
Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering (2024-04-19T17:00:59.456Z)
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Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck (2024-04-19T17:00:49.947Z)
I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon (2024-04-19T17:00:48.580Z)
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz (2024-04-19T17:00:34.871Z)
It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T17:00:34.822Z)
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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray (2024-04-19T17:00:23.210Z)
The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout (2024-04-19T17:00:23.222Z)
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In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion (2024-04-19T17:00:11.746Z)
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis (2024-04-19T17:00:03.967Z)
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte (2024-04-19T17:00:03.969Z)
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Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck (2024-04-19T17:00:00.004Z)
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works - Alan J. Perlis (2024-04-19T17:00:00.006Z)
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Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:52:35.420Z)
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates (2024-04-19T16:52:34.050Z)
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One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston (2024-04-19T16:52:27.126Z)
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz (2024-04-19T16:52:18.675Z)
It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T16:52:18.677Z)
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Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:52:08.860Z)
It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature (2024-04-19T16:52:08.600Z)
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Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources (2024-04-19T16:51:54.652Z)
Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov (2024-04-19T16:51:55.153Z)
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I’m very font of you because you are just my type (2024-04-19T16:51:22.033Z)
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Java is to JavaScript what car is to Carpet - Chris Heilmann (2024-04-19T16:51:19.047Z)
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It’s not a bug - it’s an undocumented feature (2024-04-19T16:51:18.260Z)
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In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different - Coco Chanel (2024-04-19T16:50:56.936Z)
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz (2024-04-19T16:50:56.917Z)
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In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion (2024-04-19T16:50:45.936Z)
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates (2024-04-19T16:50:46.025Z)
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“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software (2024-04-19T16:50:32.277Z)
I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon (2024-04-19T16:50:32.226Z)
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Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire (2024-04-19T16:50:21.709Z)
Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire (2024-04-19T16:50:21.794Z)
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The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state - J. Osterhout (2024-04-19T16:50:11.054Z)
Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov (2024-04-19T16:50:09.123Z)
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Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel (2024-04-19T16:50:03.700Z)
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One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston (2024-04-19T16:50:03.703Z)
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I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal (2024-04-19T16:50:00.006Z)
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz (2024-04-19T16:50:00.003Z)
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Java is to JavaScript what car is to Carpet - Chris Heilmann (2024-04-19T16:42:32.969Z)
I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” - Vidiu Platon (2024-04-19T16:42:31.845Z)
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One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job - Jessica Gaston (2024-04-19T16:42:25.619Z)
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:42:17.449Z)
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The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit (2024-04-19T16:42:08.878Z)
One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job - Jessica Gaston (2024-04-19T16:42:07.679Z)
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Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:42:02.274Z)
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The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2 (2024-04-19T16:41:23.010Z)
Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF (2024-04-19T16:41:26.124Z)
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Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file - Louis Srygley (2024-04-19T16:41:19.454Z)
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Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck (2024-04-19T16:41:19.518Z)
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Make it work, make it right, make it fast - Kent Beck (2024-04-19T16:40:56.748Z)
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray (2024-04-19T16:40:56.570Z)
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Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources (2024-04-19T16:40:46.947Z)
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:40:46.772Z)
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde (2024-04-19T16:40:32.468Z)
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work (2024-04-19T16:40:32.521Z)
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out (2024-04-19T16:40:22.968Z)
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal (2024-04-19T16:40:22.974Z)
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Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering (2024-04-19T16:40:09.865Z)
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde (2024-04-19T16:40:09.863Z)
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The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there - Gordon Bell (2024-04-19T16:40:04.008Z)
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:40:04.010Z)
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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates (2024-04-19T16:40:00.005Z)
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte (2024-04-19T16:40:00.002Z)
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Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering (2024-04-19T16:32:28.830Z)
Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck (2024-04-19T16:32:27.536Z)
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My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why (2024-04-19T16:32:21.021Z)
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:32:12.605Z)
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Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment - Kent Beck (2024-04-19T16:32:06.830Z)
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Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:32:02.924Z)
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The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2 (2024-04-19T16:31:59.020Z)
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I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing - Oktal (2024-04-19T16:31:18.619Z)
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit (2024-04-19T16:31:20.420Z)
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A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good (2024-04-19T16:31:14.775Z)
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz (2024-04-19T16:31:14.568Z)
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out (2024-04-19T16:30:54.260Z)
I’m very font of you because you are just my type (2024-04-19T16:30:54.253Z)
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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray (2024-04-19T16:30:43.546Z)
Fix the cause, not the symptom - Steve Maguire (2024-04-19T16:30:43.486Z)
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Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work” (2024-04-19T16:30:30.032Z)
Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources (2024-04-19T16:30:29.638Z)
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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray (2024-04-19T16:30:21.010Z)
It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T16:30:20.464Z)
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The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit (2024-04-19T16:30:10.933Z)
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates (2024-04-19T16:30:09.079Z)
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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates (2024-04-19T16:30:03.836Z)
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It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T16:30:03.833Z)
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A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good (2024-04-19T16:30:00.001Z)
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:30:00.005Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:30:00.005Z"} |
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde (2024-04-19T16:22:28.190Z)
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 (2024-04-19T16:22:28.045Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:22:28.045Z"} |
In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion (2024-04-19T16:22:12.855Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:22:12.855Z"} |
Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:22:05.270Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:22:05.270Z"} |
It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T16:22:02.851Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:22:02.851Z"} |
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 (2024-04-19T16:21:57.889Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:21:57.889Z"} |
It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T16:21:20.230Z)
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users” - Edward Tufte (2024-04-19T16:21:22.420Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:21:22.420Z"} |
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:21:16.700Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:21:16.700Z"} |
Ruby is rubbish! PHP is phpantastic! - Nikita Popov (2024-04-19T16:21:17.401Z)
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Deleted code is debugged code - Jeff Sickel (2024-04-19T16:20:59.040Z)
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit (2024-04-19T16:20:54.237Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:54.237Z"} |
It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature! (2024-04-19T16:20:46.944Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:46.944Z"} |
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable - Ralph Johnson (2024-04-19T16:20:46.768Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:46.768Z"} |
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:20:32.069Z)
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late - Seymour Cray (2024-04-19T16:20:32.016Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:32.016Z"} |
Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:20:21.322Z)
Talk is cheap. Show me the code - Linus Torvalds (2024-04-19T16:20:21.315Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:21.315Z"} |
Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad - Cory House (2024-04-19T16:20:09.658Z)
My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why (2024-04-19T16:20:09.665Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:09.665Z"} |
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight - Bill Gates (2024-04-19T16:20:04.028Z)
“Software Developer” - An organism that turns caffeine into software (2024-04-19T16:20:04.031Z)
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json | {"ping":"pong","timestamp":"2024-04-19T16:20:04.028Z"} |
The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2 (2024-04-19T16:20:00.003Z)
Old programmers never die. They simply give up their resources (2024-04-19T16:20:00.006Z)