Sockpuppet Movement! by poeticsnake

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hive · @poeticsnake · Mar 21 '20 (edited)

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Sockpuppet Movement!

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# Sockpuppet movement! 
Starting NOW! Why? Because I say so! 
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I am a little snek and the last few weeks have been super hard for me! 
Because of some bad bad badly peeps, sockpuppets have been made out to be bad bad and even more bad! 
This broke my tiny little black heart in my chest! Ya know, I cried for days on end and almost ate my own tail! 
NOT COOL! Not coooool at all because I prefer to sink my fangs into apples and chocolate! 
Besides, do you have any freaking idea how badly it hurts when you feel my fangs? 
My ass still hurts! Anywho...

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![IMG snek.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmacYPN81y8zzURLVDTBotQ4Vb1cwpSH6KMAcrwmKXm9eE/IMG%20snek.jpg)
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# From now on I demand love and cuddles! 
UHU, stop hating on my kind, at least the cute ones of my kind! 
I mean look at me! LOOOOK AT MEEEEHHH! 
I am cute and you can't tell me otherwise! I refuse to believe it! 
Snekkies like me need cuddles and kissies or we die! 
We also need apples for many reasons! If we don't get these things we either die or we start pooping in your shoes! 
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![IMG_5526.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmP7CgS8JzpC1XpKQecBtYUU8osSjeEi3buYNEx5GzQeXB/IMG_5526.jpg)
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((Crosses tail))
I ain't going away until you all embrace me with some love! 
I am the Sockpuppet movement and I demand to be cuddled! I mean heard! HEAR ME! 
Imma slither into Ya face and hissss! No wait, because of Corona that might get me killed! ((Ponders)) Imma slither towards you until I am at 6 feet from youssss and I will throw a banana at your head! Yupp! HEAR ME! 
Sock-Snek is a goooooood puppet! Come on say it! 
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![Funny-Snake-Meme-Cant-Talk-Right-Now-Got-A-Frog-In-My-Throat-Picture.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXdtqb1xYWr2YXRWpYaH3ps3rBDYp4RpCzAhgXw69t19e/Funny-Snake-Meme-Cant-Talk-Right-Now-Got-A-Frog-In-My-Throat-Picture.jpg)


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@crypticat · Mar 21 '20

Those sock puppets are okay;)

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@edenmichelle · Mar 22 '20

Hey so happy to find you here Snekkie

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@jasonbu · Mar 21 '20

LOL... some Canadian Hockey Sock-puppet love... 

![hockeysocpuppet.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/jasonbu/dyxFjS9D-hockeysoc-puppet.png)

At the proper social-distance though... :-)

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@thekittygirl · Mar 22 '20

![_100GirlHEART.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/thekittygirl/7UtRGH3w-_100-Girl-HEART.png)

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@vincentnijman · Mar 25 '20

I feel for all 'good' sock puppets. Their reputation has been ruined.
Much love and 🍏🍎s to you!

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