A place where a few earn something from nothing but most of the people get nothing for something. (COM Round # 30 Bilingual post) by por500bolos

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comedyopenmic · @por500bolos · Sep 14 '18 (edited)

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A place where a few earn something from nothing but most of the people get nothing for something. (COM Round # 30 Bilingual post)

#### <center>Ah! ¡COME ON! Stop complaining! | *Ah! ¡Vamos! Deja de quejarte!*</center>

<center><sup>↓"English version"↓</sup></center>
# Simply purchase a good cock like this below with your Steem/SBDs and with his cheerful singing, get up always in a good mood every fucking morning.

<center><sup>*↓"Spanish version"↓*</sup></center>
# *Simplemente cómprate un buen gallo como éste de abajo con tu Steem/SBDs y con su alegre canto, levántate siempre de buen humor cada puta mañana.*
<center><sub>Introducing ⬍'Tha Cock'⬍ | Les presento ⬍'Er Gallo'⬍</sub></center>
https://youtu.be/tcfAy8qZy3o

> Oh! and for pure evil solid fun, let's nominate to @yallapapi & @theresa.may to this [30th edition](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-30) of the COM contest. A couple of chaps that I find very funny in steemit, but who I bet they care a rat ass about these kind of contests. };)

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# Cheers!! :)

👍 comedyopenmic, hr1, acolucky, profanereviews, buttcoins, por500bolos, coffeesource.net, belemo, spunkpuppet, holybranches, rahul.stan, idikuci, bitfiend, bigdude, rentmoney, com-judge, biophilia, trumpman2

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@buttcoins · Sep 14 '18

oh yes,  i love a good cocky morning

👍 por500bolos

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@por500bolos · Sep 14 '18

Elementary my esteemed @buttcoins. Always start a good cocky morning with a loud, hilarious and relaxing laugh. :)

👍 buttcoins

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@buttcoins · Sep 14 '18

and after that laugh an uncontrollable fart.   breakfast of champions right there!

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@com-judge · Sep 14 '18

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Hi por500bolos, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @acolucky
- @buttcoins
- @profanereviews
 
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@por500bolos · Sep 14 '18

> (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).

Much I know this remark above is a truth bigger than a Cathedral. So, thank you for the **warning.** :o)

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@profanereviews · Sep 14 '18

I need to get that rooster at my house. I have some neighbours that are pissing me off.

👍 por500bolos

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@por500bolos · Sep 14 '18

Well @profanereviews, I rent mine dirt-cheap for barely a few Steems/SBDs the hour.

¿Are you interested to rent my cock? };)

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@profanereviews · Sep 14 '18

Well, do you think it would survive the shipping to Canada?

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