<a href="https://steemit.com/steemit/@positive/i-m-an-independent-strong-crypto-dev-and-i-don-t-nee-no-security-audit">I'm a strong, independent, crypto-dev and I don't need no security audit</a>
<p>Heya guys!</p>
<p>I'm <em>Anastasia</em> from <em>Krasnodar, Russia.</em></p>
<p>I was a <em>street prostitute </em>earning <em>$20</em> a client, when I was blessed with the <em>gift of Satoshi.</em></p>
<p>My<em> pimp Vladimir</em> had set up a meeting with a client who offered to pay me<em> 20% more </em>if I accepted <em>Bitcoin.</em></p>
<p>This was in<em> 2011,</em> and I had a <em>pretty slow day</em> so I indulged.</p>
<p>I <em>forgot </em>about my Electrum wallet for a few years, and found out that 24 BTC was now worth $24,000!</p>
<p>I dug out my private key, which I'd written on a<em> strip of paper </em>tucked in a page in my <em>Hello-Kitty </em>covered <em>Orthodox  Bible </em>which says: <em>&quot;Only God Can Judge You&quot; </em>or some shit like that. <em> And cashed them coins out!</em></p>
<p>I left prostitution, said <em>&quot;Fuck you Vlad!&quot; </em>(<em>in Russian</em>) and <em>never</em> looked back.</p>
<p><em>Fast forward a few years</em>, with more relationships than I had as a prostitute. I went through undergraduate to graduate school in<em> top Russian Machine Language University</em>. </p>
<p>I learnt about <em>neural networks</em> and <em>AI.</em></p>
<p><em> Tensorflow? Is that what it's called? </em><strong>I worked on that.</strong></p>
<p>I learnt about <em>conic sections</em> and <em>hyperbolics</em> and how they could be integrated in <em>pseudo-neural-networks</em>, with <em>stigmergic infusion </em>and a <em><strong>blockchain</strong></em><em> twist.</em></p>
<p>Anyways, I was<em> sleeping </em>with a PhD buddy when he mentioned <em>Steemit</em>, and how <em>hot edgy women</em> can earn <em><strong>megabucks</strong></em>.</p>
<p>I thought<em> wow</em>.</p>
<p><strong>Fuck this PhD shit</strong>, I'll spend <em>all</em> my day on Steemit.</p>
<p><em>So here I am, and I hope to have longstanding future :)</em></p>
<p><em>Here's some photos!</em></p>
<p><em>Me high as fuck :O</em></p>
<p><em>https://media.giphy.com/media/jsUnXB0pHfqsU/giphy.gif</em></p>
<p><em>My pimp Vladimir  >:( </em></p>
<p><em>https://media.giphy.com/media/SMyT9GfE2tRC0/200.gif</em></p>
<p><em>Me with Putin :) </em></p>
<p><em>https://media.giphy.com/media/xhlHlg3LOU0A8/giphy.gif</em></p>
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