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Join me in going down the rabbit-hole of randomized wikihow articles. God help us.
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<p>First off, let's get the link out of the way.</p>
<p>www.wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer</p>
<p>Boom, there you go. Have fun with that.</p>
<p>Now, let's take a look at some of the <del>godawful</del> <em>high-quality</em> articles we can find.</p>
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<center><p><img src="http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/a/ad/Develop-Telekinesis-Step-8.jpg/aid694812-900px-Develop-Telekinesis-Step-8.jpg"/></p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Develop-Telekinesis">How to Develop Telekinesis</a></h1>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/e/ee/Prepare-for-Law-School-Step-10.jpg/aid2603137-900px-Prepare-for-Law-School-Step-10.jpg"/></p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Military-Psychologist">How to Become a Military Psychologist</a></h1>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/d/df/Become-a-Bounty-Hunter-Step-13.jpg/aid13211-900px-Become-a-Bounty-Hunter-Step-13.jpg"/></p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Bounty-Hunter">How to Become a Bounty Hunter</a></h1>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/7/7c/Potty-Train-a-Shih-Tzu-Step-7.jpg/aid1718690-900px-Potty-Train-a-Shih-Tzu-Step-7.jpg"/></p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Potty-Train-a-Shih-Tzu">How to Potty Train a Shih Tzu</a></h1>
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<p><img src="http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/c/c6/Stop-Belching-Step-1.jpg/aid638837-900px-Stop-Belching-Step-1.jpg"/></p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Belching">How to Stop Belching</a></h1>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/9/92/Flirt-%28for-Teens%29-Step-9.jpg/aid1179904-900px-Flirt-%28for-Teens%29-Step-9.jpg"/>&nbsp;</p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt-With-a-Cancer">How to Flirt With a Cancer</a></h1>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/9/93/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-1.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-1.jpg"/></p>
<h1><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player">How to Become a Better Offensive Basketball Player</a></h1>
<p>A single picture doesn't do justice to this article, <strong>so here's a whole frickin' gallery.</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/4/43/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-2.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-2.jpg"/></p>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/8/89/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-3.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-3.jpg"/></p>
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<p><img src="http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/0/02/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-4.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-4.jpg"/></p>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/5/54/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-7.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-7.jpg"/></p>
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<p><img src="http://imagescalers.whstatic.com/images_en/thumb/3/3d/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-9.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-9.jpg"/></p>
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<p><img src="http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/6/6d/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-10.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-10.jpg"/></p>
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<p>Finally, we come to a true masterpiece. This is the very pinnacle of artistic perfection, a magnificent work unparalleled by its contemporaries. All of history has been but a prelude to the creation of this. The sum total of all human achievement is as ash before the withering radiance of this sacred monument. All of existence can only watch and bear witness as a ripple forms upon the surface of the featureless seas of eternity. As the ripple propagates through the boundless waters, the ocean of infinity begins to froth and foam, growing more vigorous and more chaotic until all things both eternal and temporal become united in a single maelstrom. Out of the din and clamor of the storm arises a clear, immutable voice. As it reverberates through existence, it cleaves through the airless vacuum, transcending the laws of reality to inscribe its singular message upon the very fabric of our universe:</p>
<p><h2>"Long had men sought to attain perfection, but in the end, they succumbed to their hubris. For 'twas not man who brought forth perfection into the world, but <a href="http://www.wikihow.com/User:Wikivisual">machine</a>."</h2></p>
<p><img src="http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/76/Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-5.jpg/aid53205-900px-Become-a-Better-Offensive-Basketball-Player-Step-5.jpg"/></p>
<p>May God have mercy on our souls.</p>
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@grisha-danunaher · 
It's your paintings?_?
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@powmonkey · 
Haha, no.

They're all wikihow illustrations, many of them made by a bot. They're hilariously bad.
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@grisha-danunaher · 
it looks like a plagiarism, right?
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@powmonkey · (edited)
Feel free to share any abominations discovered during your own journeys into ~~outer space~~ randomized wikihow articles.
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