When think I submit a great story to Steemit, but end up making $0.18 by pronouncedkyle

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funny · @pronouncedkyle · Jul 26 '16

When think I submit a great story to Steemit, but end up making $0.18

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Better than the dreaded $0.00

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Ended up being the truth!  Nooooooo!

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more like 
https://youtu.be/jx0TjNuxfWI

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