Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended. <center>![Sarcasm 01.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSv87sa1gdywF1aqi7JhLdsqtjnYJo9JVZERPDfRbBywF/Sarcasm%2001.png) Image created on Canva</center> Have a look at the following Employee Evaluation Report. - A photographic memory but with no film. - A prime candidate for natural de-selection. - A room temperature IQ. - Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together. - Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard was not watching. - He is the kind of man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. - He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. - I would not allow this employee to breed. - If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week. - One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests. - Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig - Takes him an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes. - This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a will-not-be. - This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. - This employee has delusions of adequacy. - When he opens his mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there. - Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. <center>![Sarcasm 1.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTkch1fGez36u6quJoDud1CKd5TZQhk9VgdpLE7D6wRKh/Sarcasm%201.png) Image created on Canva</center> ![ecency.png](https://images.ecency.com/DQmcz73WSPCZtAnziptBncds3xXqn3ugwDYNEzevj2rDxmE/ecency.png) Thank you for stopping by. If you like the post, please give it a vote. Follow me if you like to read about Life, Humour and Aphorisms. Cheers!
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created | 2021-06-05 02:49:12 |
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kunschj | 0 | 108,177,652,437 | 100% | ||
kaminchan | 0 | 102,700,356,597 | 50% | ||
abbak7 | 0 | 170,409,044,674 | 20% | ||
mytechtrail | 0 | 52,972,072,936 | 15% | ||
rossfletcher | 0 | 268,197,879,104 | 100% | ||
culgin | 0 | 20,718,273,658 | 30% | ||
icuz | 0 | 2,341,530,684 | 50% | ||
quotes-haven | 0 | 104,273,063,736 | 100% | ||
prydefoltz | 0 | 325,116,809,669 | 100% | ||
vietthuy | 0 | 2,236,759,607 | 50% | ||
sbi5 | 0 | 56,455,664,622 | 4% | ||
steemulant | 0 | 409,664,526 | 20.32% | ||
johannpiber | 0 | 285,952,688,395 | 15% | ||
toni.ccc | 0 | 31,259,015 | 1.74% | ||
culgin.xpost | 0 | 525,130,314 | 30% | ||
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I often find myself turn to sarcasm or irony when I do not know when to laugh or cry.
author | prydefoltz |
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permlink | re-quotes-haven-qu7s7g |
category | hive-168689 |
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created | 2021-06-05 05:50:03 |
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That is one way of dealing with it. 😊
author | quotes-haven |
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permlink | re-prydefoltz-202165t2048434z |
category | hive-168689 |
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created | 2021-06-05 12:48:42 |
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root_title | "Employee Evaluation Report" |
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