An aphorism is a short saying that is intended to express a general truth. Some Aphorisms come with a pinch of humour, which makes them more appealing to the masses. A humorous quote not only teaches you a lesson, it also helps you to develop your sense of humour.

Enjoy today's selection of humorous and witty quotes. They are funny, and at the same time, there is a lot of truth in them.

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I don't believe the kindliest of men ever learned about the death of his doctor without a feeling of smugness. - Richard Gordon

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings 

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least colour it. - Paula Wall

Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupid. - Unknown

It’s better for people to miss you than to have seen too much of you. - Edward Norton

The question, ‘Who ought to be boss?’, is like asking, ‘Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?’ Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. - Henry Ford

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. - Stephen Hawking

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. - Jane Austen

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. - Jarod Kintz

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

With adolescent egotism and a lot of money one can pretty much rule the world. - Glen Duncan

I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around. - Charles Bukowski

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality. - Edgar Allan Poe

It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth. - Ken Alstad

You don’t see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don’t see psychics winning the lottery. - Unknown 

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