She is always on the Internet Like a Google server When I search for something at home She refers me to a page She wears yoga pants and tees Hair falling over her face Eats vitamin pills, Omega 3 pills for breakfast Energy drinks for lunch Makes protein shakes for dinner Makes love only on the second Thursdays or even dates on odd months of the year Is friends with the Roomba Calls me Mr Goomba My GF is a bot BTW her name is not Alexa.
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|---|---|
| permlink | my-gf-is-a-bot |
| category | bots |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["bots","gf","wife","internet","life"],"app":"steemit/0.1","format":"markdown"} |
| created | 2017-07-02 04:38:03 |
| last_update | 2017-07-02 04:38:03 |
| depth | 0 |
| children | 1 |
| last_payout | 2017-07-09 04:38:03 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 19,058,416,827 |
| root_title | "My GF is a Bot" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 6,970,775 |
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| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| raskal | 0 | 625,749,737 | 100% | ||
| sandzat | 0 | 494,013,055 | 100% |
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|---|---|
| permlink | steemitboard-notify-raskal-20170714t024456000z |
| category | bots |
| json_metadata | {"image":["https://steemitboard.com/img/notifications.png"]} |
| created | 2017-07-14 02:44:54 |
| last_update | 2017-07-14 02:44:54 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-07-21 02:44:54 |
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| body_length | 573 |
| author_reputation | 38,975,615,169,260 |
| root_title | "My GF is a Bot" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 8,407,793 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
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