Comedy Open Mic Round 10: How to Distinguish Front-Rear Trees by rastaufik10

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comedyopenmic · @rastaufik10 · Apr 21 '18

$1.26

Comedy Open Mic Round 10: How to Distinguish Front-Rear Trees

Trees are made in various forms. Many of us do not know which is the front and back of the tree.

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[source](http://sebandung.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gerakan-Menanam-Pohon-di-Bandung.jpg)

According to the survey, I found a way that could show the front and back of the tree.
The way to find out is like this.

- Look for trees that are still shaped trees. Do not shape body.
- Look around you
- Make sure it's really a tree
- If it is definitely a tree, unbutton your pants.
- Piss in a tree.
- After that, we already know which is the front and back of the tree. Because everyone is peeing behind a tree.

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[source](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRC3sdOBzSvarRrlR7m9iE5uebYOjsyOFKDLayAo0Vcutmzt-2D) 

So if you want to know where that part of the tree is, then pee the tree!
Because everyone does not pee in front of a tree, afraid to be seen by others.

I Nominate to @msyauqinabawi and @realfahd!

### Vote @akmalz for witness from Indonesia. 

## Thank for visiting my blog, my best regards @rastaufik10! 

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@anikekirsten · Apr 21 '18

$0.08

Well, shit. The things you learn on the internet. Thanks for this valuable information that will solve some philosophical thoughts on this! Love your logic here.

On to another thought. If you're deaf and piss behind a tree, and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

👍 idikuci

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@rastaufik10 · Apr 21 '18

Thank you. But, I do not quite understand what you are saying. Ha ha ha. 
Because Google Translate is not very good at translating it. Haha 😂

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@anikekirsten · Apr 21 '18

Oh, damn. That makes this awkward, haha.

👍 cuddlekitten

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@armiaaceh · Apr 21 '18

$0.07

Ha ha ha ha
Is this your experience?
You are very good at making people laugh.
thank you

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@rastaufik10 · Apr 21 '18

Hahaha, thank you so much!

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@bangmimi · Apr 21 '18

Hei @rastaufik10
Don't Water closed in the Street! **Krik-krik** (Garing)

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@rastaufik10 · Apr 21 '18

Peu nepegah hahaha

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@my451r · Apr 21 '18

Nyan digeutie lolo ntreuk nyan...wwwkkk...
Pake jurus tampa wie uneun ngon rah...can mumang simak acob...

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@rastaufik10 · Apr 21 '18

Hahahha, pengalaman that sang sagoe nyan bg euh..

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@my451r · Apr 21 '18 (edited)

Ha ha ha... emergency... tak ada pilihan selain tampa si mak acob wie uneun..

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@sittishabir · Apr 21 '18

Wkwkwk

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@rastaufik10 · Apr 21 '18

hahahaha

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