洗完澡后,看到头两边有白头发,有几根竟然竖起来,格外刺眼。我取来镊子,对着镜子,想把那几根讨厌的白发给拔掉。 老大看到后,问我在干什么? 我跟他说, “拔白发呗!” 他问, “为什么会有白发?” 我故意逗他, “(爸爸)老了呗!” 他歪着头,凑近看了下我,然后喃喃自语, “(你)确实老了啊” 我听后有点不是滋味,但也没说什么。 可能是他看到我脸上的表情不是很自然,马上又竖起大拇指, “但气质不输嘛!” 我差点没笑岔气,这小子年纪虽小,但不知几时都学会拍马屁了,这个马屁真是及时又精准那! ![baby-7410522_1920.jpg](https://images.hive.blog/DQmRf3487DokzeaLj9LCnFG7gPDXsbCHpCafq6V9sf9HWhS/baby-7410522_1920.jpg) Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/bongbabyhousevn-15950077/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=7410522" class="keychainify-checked">Tú Nguyễn</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com//?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=7410522" class="keychainify-checked">Pixabay</a> 我故意装作严肃的样子, “你今天的宋词背过了没?” 他听到我这样说,赶快跑出去。很快,一手拿宋词书进来,嘴里边嚷嚷, “让我赶紧先复习下。”他的意思是,先复习下今天背诵的宋词,待会好背诵给我。 我皱了下眉头, “你这有点临时抱佛脚啊!” 只见老大头也没抬说,纠正说, “我这可不是临时抱佛脚,我这应该叫:临阵磨枪”。 ![soccer-7392844_1920.jpg](https://images.hive.blog/DQmRSxa8K24UzkSZgHNSLgfd9hQs18PQpnfPJaxBMhFQwgt/soccer-7392844_1920.jpg) Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/jatocreate-5529266/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=7392844" class="keychainify-checked">Joshua Choate</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com//?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=7392844" class="keychainify-checked">Pixabay</a> 还好,今天苏轼的《浣溪沙》词他背诵的很顺利,很快就背完了。我躺在床上,准备刷会手机,不一会,老大跑进来,急切地问, “爸爸,小时不识月,呼作白玉盘。这是那首诗呢?” 我跟他解释说, “这是出自李白的《古朗月行》”。 他听后“哦”了一声,忙手忙脚地翻起手上的一本书来,不一会大叫一声, “我找到啦!” 我问他怎么回事? 他说,先前他背诵的《古朗月行》是节选,只有前四句,其实后边还有,这首诗一共有十六句。 不一会,他很快自己背完了《古朗月行》全篇。我问他怎么会忽然想起背诵唐诗呢? 老大兴高采烈地回答, “(我)喜欢这首(诗)啊!”转身一溜烟,又不见了踪迹。
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lemooljiang | 0 | 6,826,562,418 | 100% | ||
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xiaohui | 0 | 7,751,227,144 | 50% | ||
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cnfund | 0 | 92,830,654,341 | 50% | ||
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btshuang | 0 | 739,940,889 | 50% | ||
dapeng | 0 | 95,312,080,154 | 100% | ||
azazqwe | 0 | 37,091,432,939 | 100% | ||
lucknie | 0 | 138,895,898 | 100% | ||
dumping | 0 | 105,685,486 | 100% | ||
bxt | 0 | 264,869,759,865 | 100% | ||
laodr | 0 | 3,655,315,627 | 100% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 8,642,913,656 | 100% | ||
htliao | 0 | 15,331,236,239 | 100% | ||
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winniex | 0 | 372,406,691,614 | 100% | ||
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theluvbug | 0 | 5,218,737,134 | 25% | ||
ibook-ishare | 0 | 778,534,715 | 100% | ||
gemstone-puppy | 0 | 540,236,561 | 100% | ||
moneybaby | 0 | 634,257,412 | 100% | ||
julian2013 | 0 | 100,102,323,724 | 100% | ||
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yanhan | 0 | 177,572,665,296 | 100% | ||
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dailyke20 | 0 | 2,860,525,698 | 100% | ||
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ying82 | 0 | 31,470,618,186 | 100% | ||
atyh | 0 | 159,857,327,816 | 100% | ||
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lnakuma | 0 | 6,638,379,488 | 25% | ||
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moochain.net | 0 | 331,730,788 | 100% | ||
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evahe | 0 | 77,119,472,213 | 100% | ||
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thuongvu | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
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rosanague | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
truongtuvu | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
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哈哈哈哈~~~大伟的宝贝真是太招人喜爱啦!我都觉得他不是一般的机灵鬼😆😆😁😁大伟一定感到亲子和谐的快乐!🥰🥰🥰
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好可爱呀👍👍👍
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哈哈,可爱的娃娃。
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真聪明哟👍👍
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有自己想法的娃娃很好啊,不错不错
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好聪明,👍
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乖巧可爱,聪明伶俐,前途无量
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聪明伶俐,活泼可爱的小朋友😃
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娃娃好机灵!
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