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计唬老大
老大这孩子,有许多坏习惯,最典型的莫过于咬指头了。

不仅咬手指头,有时候甚至还咬他的脚指头,真是让人匪夷所思。。。

这个坏习惯我们提醒了他多次,他总是不当回事,每次我行我素。有时候当面不咬指头了,背过去还是会犯,洗过澡之后,经常坐在床上,“啃”他的脚指头,看着他那“专心”的样子,让人哭笑不得。有次甚至被我抓了现行,我没吭声,装作若无其事样子,暗地里悄悄拿出手机,把他的这恶劣行为拍录了下来。。。

喏,就是下边这个视频大家看到的样子,

https://youtube.com/shorts/0yrBvybJNRo?si=mTHIiLXawnKCPpHb

是不是非常滑稽?

当然,这个视频是之前较早前的视频。但是啊,人还是那人,干的依旧还是那个滑稽事。。。

这天晚上,我跟孩子妈妈聊天,无意中又聊起到老大这个咬指头的坏习惯,想着总得找个办法治下这小子,好让他改掉这个坏习惯。

嗯,我们夫妻二人商量之后,决定使出一计,唬下这小子。



![02_23_001.jpg](https://images.hive.blog/DQmcUdxThWeLCs3kwNAZsDfqAjNGdHfH9xzC6pKX7hvX7ob/02_23_001.jpg)


老大不是之前咬过他的脚指头嘛,导致大拇指处有些发炎,边上肿了起来,用力捏下,边角处还有小小的化脓。导致他有些疼,但这小子可能没在意,也没当回事。

孩子妈妈装作无意的样子,看到老大的脚指头,先是看了下,没说话。

老大在边上坐着,也没在意。等到看到他妈妈神色凝重,一脸认真的样子,他不免好奇,

“妈妈,怎么了?”

孩子妈妈声音凝重,低声说,

“我看你这脚指头有些严重,都化脓了啊。。。”

老大这才认真起来,仔细看他的脚指头,然后看了看他妈妈,那样子是在问,

“那该怎么办?”

孩子妈妈这时让他过来给我看。

我按照我们夫妻之前商量好的剧本,先是装作不经意看了一眼,又装作很吃惊样子,

“看起来有些严重啊!” 转头看了看孩子妈妈,又看了看老大。

老大见状,这时候不免慌了起来,

“那。。。很严重吗?严重会怎样?”

“严重了,可能就得截了,就是得把这个拇指截肢,不然,化脓的会感染其它好的指头。。。”

我话还没说完,老大已经脸色煞白,瞬间慌乱中带着一丝哭腔,拽着他妈妈的手,

“妈妈,我不能截肢,赶快给我挂个(医院)号,我要看医生。。。”

孩子妈妈见老大慌得一批,担心吓到他,这时安慰他,

“没事的,只是化脓了。。。”

“不行,得赶快看医生,妈妈快给我挂号。。。” 老大这时表现的很干脆,一脸认真的样子,

“我不能截肢啊!”

等这小子出去后,我们两人不由偷笑了起来。

经此一“吓”,希望这小子能改掉咬(脚)指头的坏习惯。
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@ailgoy ·
咬指头是因为身体缺少某些微量元素,不过再大一点会好的
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@rivalhw ·
希望如此吧
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@carolin77 ·
用苦瓜在手指头上抹,或者其他难吃的苦的酸的他不爱吃的,给他抹,几次就不咬了
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@rivalhw ·
这办法没法瞒过他
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@carolin77 ·
真是个机灵鬼
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@celeste413 ·
哈哈哈 大伟哥把老大吓得不轻呀 
不过之前听一个心理学视频说咬指甲可能是强迫症,还有就是小孩子出生后的那段时间也爱咬脚指甲 嘿嘿~
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@rivalhw ·
唬下他,谁让他咬指头
👍  
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@celeste413 ·
嗯嗯
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@dengyanping888 ·
哈哈你大伟这夫妻俩的办法挺好的,估计不敢咬指头了。孩子是不是缺某些维生素呢,比如B1  B2等,真可以去医院测一下。我姑娘和她同学都有过咬过手指头的经历。
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@rivalhw ·
就是没事偷偷喜欢咬指头
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@linos ·
感觉是习惯,希望吓吓小孩后这段时间不啃能改掉哈哈哈
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@rivalhw ·
哈哈哈,吓唬下他
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@love5200 ·
和老大沟通一下,慢慢改掉咬手指头习惯,或许他长大一点能自动改掉
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@rivalhw ·
这是一厢情愿啊
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@sunflor ·
咬指头不好,希望小朋友经过这次教训,可以改掉这个坏习惯
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@rivalhw ·
是的,希望能改掉
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@zhangyan-123 ·
😂小孩子咬指甲确实不好,我说我们有个领导到现在还会咬指甲!
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@rivalhw ·
😂😂😂
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