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hive-168869 · @riverflows ·
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Apples & Cucumbers: Size Does Matter
Boob size might not matter to everyone, and I'm sure most men are happy to just grab handfuls of *any* boobs, but when you *have* big boobs not of your choosing, they can matter alright. I've just spent weeks trying to find a tankini online that keeps mine under control. I'm not a *big* woman by any means, but my breasts certainly are. I've spent a life trying to minimise them, stop them hitting my face whilst running, and generally having them get in my way. Next lifetime, I want *mosquito* bites of boobs, boyish things, hardly there things that fit in tiny lacy bras you can pick up for ten bucks in a bargain bin instead of supportive over shoulder boulder holders that come in two colours - black and flesh. 


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Things *are* a bit better now - I've found some sports bras I like, that keep me in and minimise me (there's nothing worse than bras that make your boobs Madonna in *that* era pointy) and that I even wear under wetsuits. I've got a lovely deep green lacy one too, and a few other colours. It's taken *years* for the market to recognise that woman like me *exist*. 

I enjoyed them in my youth, a little, when I wasn't redirecting the eye gaze of the men who ordered beers from me at the bar or the envious chatter of woman who would *love* bigger breasts, though perhaps not *that* bigger. For a long while I'd have given anything for a boob job, reducing them to a lovely C cup, but I was always too tight to spend the money. It seems like I could claim for medical reasons, but I never got around to taking it that far. 

So yes, boob size matters, though I'm not sure that's the angle you were looking for. 


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As for penis size, I'll be brazen enough to say that matters too, because I'm very happy with the one I hold in the morning, and a woman does need to be satisfied, but that's all you are getting in that regard. 

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@aslamrer · 
Size matters a lot. People can have different fantasies about penis size and boobs. It all depends if our partner satisfied us with average, small or big size. Thank you for sharing your thoughtful article.
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@corvidae · 
Da girls. I was fortunate to escape with only a set of double Ds, but there are a few F+ bosoms in my family. From one buxom athlete to another, I, too, wouldn't mind my size mattering a little less. But they're mine and I love them all the same.
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@riverflows ·
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I'm a bloody HH!!! The rest of me isn't big..! I can't say I hate them as it'sy body but jeez a DD is perfection in my book.
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@corvidae · 
Yeah, I'm not complaining. My back is, sometimes, though.
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@leopard0 · 
I have a friend who had surgery because she couldn't stand the back pain. The women in her family I knew were all plus-size.

In addition to the aesthetic aspect of the issue, in these cases, health problems increase the importance of size.

I liked your approach to the topic.🌻
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@riverflows · 
Thanks. I'm not plus size but my boobs are. Still some woman have even larger ones!
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@paradigmprospect · 
just goes to show even god "himself" tends to lose sight of the noble aim of balance and moderation all the time. but maybe the extremes are what make the balance on a higher level. not quite sure yet.

it's always the things we don't have that we idealize.

i have no access to any experiential memory of such a state but if reincarnation is a thing i was a woman many times, and know all too well about boob problems. and you know what? i would gladly take that gamble on again ahahaha. what a naive thing to say huh? :)

i love being a dude but these women people are just so immensely fascinating. ahahaha.
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@riverflows · (edited)
> it's always the things we don't have that we idealize.

Makes me think about that movie trope whereby the man transformed to a woman immediately checks out his breasts, and the woman her 🍆. 

I always think men would quite like a pair of their own breasts to fondle..

And if God is a Him, fuck him and the horse he road in on. Obviously we both know he has neither gender nor does he choose individual traits - I don't think he's had much to do with us since we crawled out of the primordial soup.
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@paradigmprospect · (edited)
i'm surprised you say that. guess the word "god" is somewhat tarnished. i disagree on the primordial soup idea, i think that is to keep us angry at the ground of being. but what do i know?!

i would totally fondle my boobs all day for a while, yes. but it's not about the boobs per se as it is about the boobs being attached to a lady. they represent the female mystery that is forever enticing and elusive for a man to fully comprehend, ultimately.

part of the mystery is that we don't fully understand our own fascination with boobies.
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@seki1 · 
They both matter to be honest.
Although some may say it doesn't in order to placate others who feel theirs is unsatisfactory or below the cut off 😂😂

Even if you have two basketballs on your chest, or two baseballs and if you're with a baseball bat in your pants or just a modest pencil.
Each have their own downsides.

This is a lovely prompt...

I just might😂✨
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@riverflows · 
Yes I imagine the guys can also have a hard time with inadequacy!
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@trucklife-family · 
I hear you, I went up quite a few sizes when I was pregnant with my second daughter. My back really suffered for it. But they eventually went down after a long time. 
I don't really like wearing bras, but if I am active I have too, I'm a DD now and dancing, running, I need the support. xx
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@riverflows · 
Yep, that bouncing can be rather painful!
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@trucklife-family · 
Yes indeed, I still have to hold mine when I go on the trampoline lol xx
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