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IN WHICH I TRY TO SEW FITTED SHEETS AND END UP LIKE AN ORANGUTAN WITH A SAW by riverflows

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IN WHICH I TRY TO SEW FITTED SHEETS AND END UP LIKE AN ORANGUTAN WITH A SAW
You guys know how much I love surfing, right? Like, a lot. If you could assign that love a really, really big number, like a gazillion billion trillion bazillion, you'd be in the ballpark. Now, if you took that number and used it to describe how much I really, really hate sewing, you'd be HALFWAY to describing how much I hate it. 

But I figure, if Jamie can rebuild an entire engine, I could probably sew some fitted sheets for the individual bits of foam that make up our camper bed, right? 

So first of all I measure and cut, using the depth plus about six inches PLUS the width and length on either side as a measure. 

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That seems to work okay. I then cut out squares that measure the depth (70mm) plus six inches (yeah I know it's two measurements, but just imagine I've converted it kinda with the tape measure in front of me) and use them to cut templates to cut the corners out. So far so good. I then get these corners and sew them together, and sew a hem all the way around. Also sew far sew good. Nana's sewing machine is cutting the mustard. 

![IMG_20221124_101944.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/riverflows/23wMYT61JrMzUa8HdyAqHfxY2pZGrqjTknfdXDu5SVQxTFeS8hCPHWh86Bfc8xyaN92xT.jpg)

Then it's a matter of getting the elastic and holding it taut whilst I sew all the way around with a zig zag stitch. It gathers the fabric as it goes. Nice. It's working exactly like the youtube lady said it would.


![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/riverflows/EoK7FMZPJpGdy55rw5oyNf2eHrLLnPHycfn7Ga6hHrzH2DSHBTPgTdgFkYA5CNMukuV.png)


So I manage to sew two whole covers. Yay. They look terrible underneath but let's just not go there. Here's the first one in place in the camper (which is nearly built, by the way!)


![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/riverflows/23xAVXXs7w9XNAxAsemXkWKLcf967PPYuNjdyD3RknyF3EEB2BZLTiM6as9vr9u4iXvWL.png)

And then, disaster. The thread snags in the machine so I have to pull out the whole gizmo thingie. The problem is, I can't recall how it goes back together. 

![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/riverflows/EoyQ4Mzb2q8rJ6PNgNpv3DcR3komsDds4Q8nkCuSoZWyLkiB89CijB8XuyMf9pdrEKu.png)

I message Mum, and we are on the phone for half an hour trying to sort it. Mum keeps shaking the camera so I can't see what she is pointing at, and we finally realise she has a different brand of sewing machine so that's not going to help me at all. I then remember a friend who has a Janome, and message her, and tells me how easy it is and how much she loves sewing. She sends me photos of hers to show me how to piece it back together. I try. I really do. 

For an hour and a half. 

At this time I'm feeling like an orangutan with a saw. 

https://youtu.be/vssqb-0i2-A?t=4

Worse, I'm experiencing very strong sensations of frustration. I swear A LOT at the machine. I start to feel really, really useless. Every time I snap it all together and thread the machine and go again, the needle sticks or the stitch is really, really messy. I think it's something to do with the tension but I really can't figure it out. 

I had plans to do a really good post giving instructions on how to do fitted sheets and end up having to confess I'm a total hack. I could not be more pissed off. By the time Jamie comes home I'm a hot mess of childish tears. Worse, he's in no mood to jolly me on, and rather than being his usual helpful self, he tells me to be patient. 

Wrong answer. 

I swear to god I nearly throw the machine out the window. It's now sat there staring at me for two days. I know I have to sew these last remaining cushions, of which there are three, but I have no desire to get into that state this weekend. 

I did try asking Mum. I get a flat 'no'. 

Am I really going to have to solve this problem ON MY OWN?

# But they should KNOW HOW MUCH I FLIPPING HATE SEWING. 

![untitled.gif](https://media.tenor.com/ygxmZXuH7SgAAAAC/crying-no.gif)

Anyway, there IS a happy follow up post to this which I'll share next Monday, if you're interested! 

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@clairemobey ·
Waaaaaaahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I relate SO MUCH. people are all like *sewing is so theraputic* and I'm like no it #&@ing isn't! I tried knitting when I was pregnant with Matthew (now 10) and I bent my knitting needles 🤣tense much, Claire? 
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@riverflows ·
Oh mate I tried to learn how to knit and threw the needles across the room... I did have pmt at time but still 😂😂
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@clairemobey ·
I feel you 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
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@crosheille ·
You are so hilarious!  I love the way you described things when you’re frustrated.  Oh my gosh that orangutan video had me cracking up but I love how persistent she was lol.

I’m so glad we have seamstresses here that can actually help you and give you advice because I couldn’t even give you an ounce of it.  I am not confident enough to sew on my own but only do it when my mom is present.  This is one of the very reasons why.  I’ve experienced breakage, snagging, tangles and the whole works.  I realized that sewing is not only being able to figure out the fabrics but you’ve gotta know your machine and how to keep it at par. There were times my projects had to sit and wait till my mom could come over and fix my machine. 😅

I congratulate you on your first success!  Your camper looks amazing and I’m rooting for your successful finish ~ 
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@riverflows ·
Thanks so much. Pop over and see the rest of my camper build which you might love .. I stupidly posted it at 6 am not pm .. darn! 
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@crosheille ·
I sure will check it out!! 👌🏽
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@fiberfrau ·
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Sewing elastic can cause some machines to make "nests" of tangled thread from the bobbin. I get best results using a stretch needle (also called Jersey needle) rather than a "universal" needle when sewing anything with lots of stretch, In fact, most sewing problems come from either a mismatch among needle/thread/fabric or a problem with the thread path. Be sure the bobbin thread is feeding in the right direction and the thread end is firmly in the little hole that feeds it up to the hook that tskes the bottom thread through the top.
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@riverflows ·
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Thanks so much. The machine was working well in the end, I'm sure it was just the idiot using it. 
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@fiberfrau ·
We have all been there. After 50 years of sewing, I still find new ways to mess up. There is always a reward as long as you persist.
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@gabriel300491 ·
que bello tu trailer, me encantaria tener uno asi, viajar en la comodidad de el hogar!!
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@goldenoakfarm ·
Yup sounds like a tension got off when the bottom bobbin assembly was taken apart. I don’t have your brand of machine. I learned to sew on a 1914 New Home treadle machine and that’s all I had until someone gave me a very old Singer electric about 5 years ago. I hope you can sort the tension...

And I gave up trying to sew nearly 10 years ago. I’d tried to make a pair of pajama bottoms and managed to sew the wrong seams together. I got them fixed and didn’t ruin the material but haven’t sewn since. The concentration it required was too exhausting.
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@riverflows ·
Haha oops. We all have those sewing disasters. Life is too short to sew ..
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@idksamad78699 ·
Did see that disaster coming tho.... Eh, these sewing machine had always frustrated my mom when she start sewing something after ages such thing always happens and I eventually came from nowhere 🤣.

>I did try asking Mum. I get a flat 'no 

Hahahaha! Rofl.... I believe You Gonna do this by own. 



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@riverflows ·
Haha at least my friend will help.m
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@idksamad78699 ·
Haha. Lucky You have friends! 

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@ifarmgirl ·
Congrats on the successful pieces you've sewn. That's quite a success even when you hate sewing.

And I can relate with the frustration of trying to fix the bobbins and threads getting tangled and messy. Sometime ago, I just set the machine aside and the unfinished job. Went back to them after a few weeks and it's funny coz I was able to fix them on first attempt so I thought someone invisible was messing with me previously, !LOLZ
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@itsostylish · (edited)
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@fibrefrau is correct, you need ballpoint needles. Also, use a wide zigzag stitch, rather than narrow (stretch the elastic as you sew) Give me the dimensions and I’ll make patterns for you to download in PDF format that you can printout on a printer and use
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@riverflows ·
Thankyou. I do hope my friend nails it....
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@lauramica ·
I laughed at this (not precisely at your misfortune, but at your account of the events). At least you were able to sew a part and it turned out well, it will be a matter of patience to be able to resume.

Sewing machines are very special, they smell frustration and seem to work worse if your mood is bad. So I recommend letting a few days go by and then trying to fix it, show him that you have a good predisposition and I'm sure it'll collaborate.

Sewing elastic is one of the hardest things and you did it right, now go for more! By the way, I love that camper, having one is just a traveling dream for me 😍.
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@riverflows ·
Haha it does seem to be animate and hates me back!! 
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@mosesessien ·
This is amazing. The machine is really working great
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@nikv ·
Haha making fitted sheets is like folding them. I made some once but then again, I made a living sewing stuff from leather, vinyl, and occasionally fabric. My trick would be to use thin elastic, sew the hem, creating a channel and adding in the elastic, attaching it at either end and letting it gather itself. Anything else is a recipe for madness
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@riverflows ·
I was just thinking maybe thinner elastic would work better ..
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@nikv ·
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It will
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@phoenixwren ·
My bobbin casing looks just the same, but it sounds like you eventually got it sorted?  If not I can video it for you.  It's a bit fidgety on mine, but not complicated.
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@redna ·
Lol I can relate to this feeling..
I know the first time I tried amending a cloth,I just learned and decided to practice,I started next thing the machine started skipping,I was so angry that I stopped for that that...

You've done a nice one for completing your piece regardless.
You did a great job👏😊
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@riverflows ·
Thanks... It's so frustrating isn't it?
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@redna ·
It is honestly.
That day I couldn't bear. I left the job entirely 🤣🤣🤣🤣 didn't have the patient like you did.
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@shanibeer ·
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Orangutan sawing:

> She seems to take pride in her work.

😍

I must say, though, that being able to use your feet as a vice would be enormously useful.

What model is your machine? I found a couple of videos on youtube but don't know if they are the same machine.

Camper van looks fab.

Hope you are feeling better 🤗
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@riverflows ·
That's my problem... I can't use my feet 😂😂😂
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@steven-patrick ·
The camper is looking great!  You're doing a great job.  I aspire to be a an orangutan with a saw lol  My projects usually involve me banging my head against the wall for a few days finally getting it half ass done then realizing a much easier and better way to do it after I'm already done 🙄
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@riverflows ·
Ugh, it's sooo frustrating!
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