The extensive "How to be cool" guide by robotlizzzrd

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self · @robotlizzzrd · Sep 28 '17 (edited)

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The extensive "How to be cool" guide

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<p>1) Dress in only the most designer of fashion.<br>
2) Use only the freshest and dopest of current slang...yo.<br>
3) Always go with the flow, and never dare to be yourself, that's for losers.<br>
4) When in doubt, copy what a cool person is doing.<br>
5) Don't use your judgement, cool people have already decided everything.<br>
6) Always go with the dankest of memes...duh...<br>
7) Don't make lists, only nerds and dorks make lists.<br>
8) This is not a list, it is cool-ass words with numbers in front of them.<br>
9) It never hurts to walk like you are smuggling contraband items in your pants, if you are walking "normal" you are not cool.<br>
10) Completely disregard this bullshit list.</p>
<p>Wanna know how to really be cool? Treat people with respect.</p>
<p><img src="https://img00.deviantart.net/531a/i/2016/122/f/b/wall_of_frost_by_robotlizzzrd-da149ns.jpg" width="1024" height="576"/></p>
<p>https://robotlizzzrd.deviantart.com/art/Wall-of-frost-606540520</p>
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@amirl · Sep 28 '17

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@freedomno1 · Sep 28 '17 (edited)

Was about to say a bit dated but amirl just shut ya down Vicious (good use of the other tags though ^^)

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@robotlizzzrd · Sep 28 '17 (edited)

If u mean that my slang was dated, well ya, of course it was. That was the key element of the joke.

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@freedomno1 · Sep 28 '17 (edited)

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Ya I got the joke I just liked how the reply was BS short and simple ha-ha Respect indeed but a good roast now and then can be fun ^_^.

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@freedomno1 · Sep 28 '17

My answer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKJ_RdKDqL4

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