Have You Laughed Today? Here's Dad Joke No. 4 :) by robwillmann

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hive-162794 · @robwillmann · Feb 26 '21 (edited)

$0.81

Have You Laughed Today? Here's Dad Joke No. 4 :)

![memezippo.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/robwillmann/3tfkzW4p-meme-zippo.jpg)

The Joke:
**What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy. The other is a little lighter.**

Hehehe. I love wordplay jokes like this one. I am tagging my dad jokes with the #LaughToday hashtag as a way to build up that as part of my brand. :) I know my #CTP friends will appreciate that.

Peace and Love,

-Rob

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@dkid14 · Feb 26 '21

$0.02

This one got a good laugh out of me and I needed after a long day. Thanks for sharing.

👍 dustbunny, robwillmann

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@robwillmann · Feb 26 '21

$0.07

Excellent. :) That's the goal.

👍 dkid14

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@poshbot · Feb 26 '21

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