[Joke] Why are there no cats on Mars? by ronaldh

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funny · @ronaldh · Jul 23 '16 (edited)

[Joke] Why are there no cats on Mars?

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@pussydestroyer · Jul 23 '16

Because there is no atmosphere on mars and also all pictures of Mars are made on earth :p

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@ronaldh · Jul 23 '16

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/18/8/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21129-1405685676-5.gif

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