My Boss Asked Me To Grab Some Files From His Office And I Found These Instead WTF by ruthlessnerd

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funny · @ruthlessnerd · May 25 '18

My Boss Asked Me To Grab Some Files From His Office And I Found These Instead WTF

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Wtf I am lookin at?

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What he asked....

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