Announcing the “Do Nothing for You” Token Sale Offering Far More Promise Than Any ICO to Date
Introducing the 'Do Nothing Technologies' Blockchain-Based ICO
Interestingly enough I’ve found that I possess the skills to easily create a token sale utilizing a ‘virtual machine’ and a couple thousand bucks. My team and I have created a fantastic website covered with fancy little graphics, a place where you can read our white paper, and be able to purchase our DNT blockchain tokens. The white paper is very detailed with only a few paragraphs which were approved by my attorneys. It states the true intentions of the DNT token sale and the roadmap we’ve prepared for the future.
“The DNT sale is not an investment or a token that possesses any value,” explains our white paper filled with blockchain word salad and loosely related math. “The purpose of the “Do Nothing for You” blockchain is simple to understand. You give us bitcoins and ether, and we promise we will fill our pockets with wealth and not help you in the least.”
You can guarantee our tokens will have absolutely no benefit for you, but for us, it’s a different story.
99 Billion Tokens and the DNT Roadmap
The ‘Do Nothing’ team has decided to issue 99 billion tokens just because we can. 70 billion tokens will be initially distributed to developers and my family. This will increase digital scarcity and we “promise” these funds will be “locked up” in a time release smart contract. Additionally, we’ve added a timer to our website so investors feel like they should invest before time runs out. Furthermore, our team has invested some of our initial capital towards advertising in North America, but we must inform the residents from the U.S. that they are not allowed to invest in DNT.
The DNT roadmap explicitly details how we will use the ethereum and bitcoins you send to our fund. We can guarantee you won’t see any increased wealth from investing in DNT, but you can rest assure my family, and I will be purchasing Lamborghinis and a few homes in Switzerland. By the way, our company is registered in Antigua, and our office with a bar is located in the heart of the Canton of Zug.